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Once upon a time there came a countryman in town, he saw Pig farms have sold and asked: "Do you sell people in the thigh!?" Vegetables that people said: "This is not a human thigh, which is Pig . "country folk know that the original possession of the city were called Pig's thigh.
Countryman went to the supermarket and found that the shelves have to sell tomato paste to exclaim: "Why are people's blood will be on the bottle拿出来卖!?" Salesman told him: "That is not blood, it is ketchup." Country people understand that the original possession of the city called ketchup blood
When he walked out of the supermarkets, the residents came to a front of the building and saw a couple in a row, the men and woman, scolded: "You son of a bitch!" Men and woman of the curse: "You fool!" Country people are able to understand a , and the city in possession of M is called son of a bitch, a woman called a fool.
Countryman was just about to cross the road and found the middle of the road involved in a car accident, a man on a motorcycle hit a woman, that woman a lot of thigh blood upper class. So that a countryman on the report to the police, said by telephone: "Hello, police. Where an accident occurred, a son of a bitch hit a fool, the fool of the Pig on the left a lot of ketchup."
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Once upon a time there came a countryman in town, he saw Pig farms have sold and asked: "Do you sell people in the thigh!?" Vegetables that people said: "This is not a human thigh, which is Pig . "country folk know that the original possession of the city were called Pig's thigh.
Countryman went to the supermarket and found that the shelves have to sell tomato paste to exclaim: "Why are people's blood will be on the bottle Sell!?" Salesman told him: "That is not blood, it is ketchup." Country people understand that the original possession of the city called ketchup blood
When he walked out of the supermarkets, the residents came to a front of the building and saw a couple in a row, the men and woman, scolded: "You son of a bitch!" Men and woman of the curse: "You fool!" Country people are able to understand a , and the city in possession of M is called son of a bitch, a woman called a fool.
Countryman was just about to cross the road and found the middle of the road involved in a car accident, a man on a motorcycle hit a woman, that woman a lot of thigh blood upper class. So that a countryman on the report to the police, said by telephone: "Hello, police. Where an accident occurred, a son of a bitch hit a fool, the fool of the Pig on the left a lot of ketchup."

Once upon a time there came a countryman in town, he saw Pig farms have sold and asked: "Do you sell people in the thigh!?" Vegetables that people said: "This is not a human thigh, which is Pig . "country folk know that the original possession of the city were called Pig's thigh.

Countryman went to the supermarket and found that the shelves have to sell tomato paste to exclaim: "Why are people's blood will be on the bottle拿出来卖!?" Salesman told him: "That is not blood, it is ketchup." Country people understand that the original possession of the city called ketchup blood

When he walked out of the supermarkets, the residents came to a front of the building and saw a couple in a row, the men and woman, scolded: "You son of a bitch!" Men and woman of the curse: "You fool!" Country people are able to understand a , and the city in possession of M is called son of a bitch, a woman called a fool.

Countryman was just about to cross the road and found the middle of the road involved in a car accident, a man on a motorcycle hit a woman, that woman a lot of thigh blood upper class. So that a countryman on the report to the police, said by telephone: "Hello, police. Where an accident occurred, a son of a bitch hit a fool, the fool of the Pig on the left a lot of ketchup."