1.做穷人至少有一个好处：知道自己是否真的被爱。
There's at least benefit of being poor: knowing whether u'r truely loved.
2.武断就是：只使用铅笔，不需要橡皮。
An arbitrary decision is from pencle without eraser.
3.孩子长的标志是：不再问他从哪里来，也不再回答他到哪里去。
The symbols of growth: stops questioning where he comes from, where he goes to.
4好女人是一所学校，但大多数男人没有足够耐心等到毕业证，常常转学重修。
A fine woman is a college,however, most men can't take the pains to stay till graduation. They transfer.
5.男人变老分三步：首先，小便后忘了拉上拉链。其次，小便前忘了拉下拉链。最后，忘了小便。
Men aging in three steps: First,they forget to zip up after they pee. Then they forget to unzip before they pee.Finally they forget to pee.
6.在体重计上收紧腹部有用吗？当然有用，这样你才能看见自己的磅数啊。
Does holding your stomach in work on the scales?
Of couse yes, that's how you can read the number on the scales.
7.银行贷款的原则就是：千方百计把钱借给给那些肯定不缺钱的人。
The principle of bank loan: do everything possible to lend money to those who are certainly not short of money.
8.失恋就像感冒，无论是否吃药，半个月后都会好的。
Being jilted is catching a cold: you recover in half a month regardless of medicines.
9.爱情:恋人分手就像小偷分赃,无论怎么分都会有危险、伤感情、言语藏杀机、心理不平衡
Breaking up is melon cutting. No matter how u do it, there will be danger, offense,verbal attack, mental disbalance.
10分娩后的阵痛会持续多久？美国母亲说：两三天。中国母亲却说：三十年。
How long will the pain last after labor? American mother says:two to three days. Chinese says: thirty years.
11老鼠在结交猫的时候，最好在附近有个洞口。
There is better a cave nearby when a mouse gets acquainted with a cat.
12男人深夜在外面喝酒通常有两种原因：一是家里没有老婆。二是家里有个老婆。
The two general reasons for a man to get drunk outside at midnight are: 1.have no wife waiting at home. 2. the wife is waiting.
13聪明的人不是说知道怎样能抓到副好牌，而是说知道何时候离开牌桌。
Wise men say that they know when to leave the table, not how to get the good dealt of cards.
14会议的重要性和它的长度成反比。
The importance of a meetting is inverse proportion to its length.
15讲演如同女人的裙子，越短越好，没有最好。
A speech is like the skirt a woman wears, shorter the better,and best without.
1. To do at least one of the benefits of the poor: to know whether they really loved.
2 is arbitrary: only the use of pencil, no eraser.
3. A symbol of a child is: no longer ask him to come from, is no longer answered him go. 1. is the poor person to have an advantage at least: Knew oneself whether is really loved.
2 arbitrary are: The use pencil, do not only need the rubber.
3. child's long symbol is: No longer asked that he does come from where, also no longer replied that does go he to where.
4 good women are a school, but the majority men do not have the enough patience to wait till the graduation card, transfers schools frequently repairs.
5. the man ages divides three steps: First, after the urination, forgot to draw in the zipper. Next, before the urination, forgot to lag behind the zipper. Finally, has forgotten the urination.
6. tightens the abdomen on the batheroom scales to be useful? Certainly useful, like this you can see your number of pounds.
7. bank loan's principle is: Lends by any means possible the money the human who definitely is not short of money for these.
8 are lovelorn likely catches cold, regardless of whether to take a drug, a half month later can be good.
9 love: The lover bids good-bye looks like the thief to divide the booty, regardless of how to divide will have the danger, to hurt feelings, to say a word the Tibet murderous intention, the psychology not to be balanced
how long after 10 childbirth's labor pains will continue? The American mother said: 2-3 days. The Chinese mother actually said: 30 years.
11 mice in become friends with the cat the time, should better have a Dongkou in neighbor.
12 men late at night drink in outside usually have two kind of reasons: First, in the family does not have the wife. Second, in the family has a wife.
13 intelligent people were not said that knew how could catch the vice-good sign, but said knew what time left the table-board.
14 conference's importances and its length are in reverse proportion.
15 speeches are similar to woman's skirts, shorter is better, not best.
4 good woman is a school, but most men do not have enough patience to wait until graduation certificates, often rebuilt transfer.
5. Male aging in three steps: First of all, forget that one way or another, after urination zipper. Secondly, before urinating forgot to pull down zipper. Finally, forget the urine.
6. The weight of the tightening of abdominal useful? Of course useful, so that you can see their own weight ah.
7. The principle of bank loans is: do everything possible to lend money to those people is certainly not short of money.
8 lovelorn like colds, whether or not to take medicine, will be well after half a month.
9 Love: love is like a thief breaking up dividing up the gains, regardless of how points will have the risk of hurt, the Tibetan language Gardener, psychological imbalance
10 after giving birth how long it will last throes? American mother, said: 23 days. Chinese mother said: three decades.
11 mice in the time to make a cat, it is best to have a hole in the vicinity.
MIDNIGHT Men 12 to drink on the outside there are usually two reasons: First, there is no wife at home. The second is to have a wife at home.
13 wise man does not mean that they know how to catch good cards deputy, but know that when He left the table.
14 meeting, the importance and it is inversely proportional to the length.
15 lectures, as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, there is no best. 或
1. is the poor person to have an advantage at least: Knew oneself whether is really loved.
2 arbitrary are: The use pencil, do not only need the rubber.
3. child's long symbol is: No longer asked that he does come from where, also no longer replied that does go he to where.
4 good women are a school, but the majority men do not have the enough patience to wait till the graduation card, transfers schools frequently repairs.
5. the man ages divides three steps: First, after the urination, forgot to draw in the zipper. Next, before the urination, forgot to lag behind the zipper. Finally, has forgotten the urination.
6. tightens the abdomen on the batheroom scales to be useful? Certainly useful, like this you can see your number of pounds.
7. bank loan's principle is: Lends by any means possible the money the human who definitely is not short of money for these.
8 are lovelorn likely catches cold, regardless of whether to take a drug, a half month later can be good.
9 love: The lover bids good-bye looks like the thief to divide the booty, regardless of how to divide will have the danger, to hurt feelings, to say a word the Tibet murderous intention, the psychology not to be balanced
how long after 10 childbirth's labor pains will continue? The American mother said: 2-3 days. The Chinese mother actually said: 30 years.
11 mice in become friends with the cat the time, should better have a Dongkou in neighbor.
12 men late at night drink in outside usually have two kind of reasons: First, in the family does not have the wife. Second, in the family has a wife.
13 intelligent people were not said that knew how could catch the vice-good sign, but said knew what time left the table-board.
14 conference's importances and its length are in reverse proportion.
15 speeches are similar to woman's skirts, shorter is better, not best.
1. To do at least one of the benefits of the poor: to know whether they really loved.
2 is arbitrary: only the use of pencil, no eraser.
3. A symbol of a child is: no longer ask him to come from, is no longer answered him go.
4 good woman is a school, but most men do not have enough patience to wait until graduation certificates, often rebuilt transfer.
5. Male aging in three steps: First of all, forget that one way or another, after urination zipper. Secondly, before urinating forgot to pull down zipper. Finally, forget the urine.
6. The weight of the tightening of abdominal useful? Of course useful, so that you can see their own weight ah.
7. The principle of bank loans is: do everything possible to lend money to those people is certainly not short of money.
8 lovelorn like colds, whether or not to take medicine, will be well after half a month.
9 Love: love is like a thief breaking up dividing up the gains, regardless of how points will have the risk of hurt, the Tibetan language Gardener, psychological imbalance
10 after giving birth how long it will last throes? American mother, said: 23 days. Chinese mother said: three decades.
11 mice in the time to make a cat, it is best to have a hole in the vicinity.
MIDNIGHT Men 12 to drink on the outside there are usually two reasons: First, there is no wife at home. The second is to have a wife at home.
13 wise man does not mean that they know how to catch good cards deputy, but know that when He left the table.
14 meeting, the importance and it is inversely proportional to the length.
15 lectures, as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, there is no best.
1. To do at least one of the benefits of the poor: to know whether they really loved.
2 is arbitrary: only the use of pencil, no eraser.
3. A symbol of a child is: no longer ask him to come from, is no longer answered him go.
4 good woman is a school, but most men do not have enough patience to wait until graduation certificates, often rebuilt transfer.
5. Male aging in three steps: First of all, forget that one way or another, after urination zipper. Secondly, before urinating forgot to pull down zipper. Finally, forget the urine.
6. The weight of the tightening of abdominal useful? Of course useful, so that you can see their own weight ah.
7. The principle of bank loans is: do everything possible to lend money to those people is certainly not short of money.
8 lovelorn like colds, whether or not to take medicine, will be well after half a month.
9 Love: love is like a thief breaking up dividing up the gains, regardless of how points will have the risk of hurt, the Tibetan language Gardener, psychological imbalance
10 after giving birth how long it will last throes? American mother, said: 23 days. Chinese mother said: three decades.
11 mice in the time to make a cat, it is best to have a hole in the vicinity.
MIDNIGHT Men 12 to drink on the outside there are usually two reasons: First, there is no wife at home. The second is to have a wife at home.
13 wise man does not mean that they know how to catch good cards deputy, but know that when He left the table.
14 meeting, the importance and it is inversely proportional to the length.
15 lectures, as a woman's skirt, the shorter the better, there is no best.
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