急！跪求有关于英语字母或单词的笑话或趣味知识！！！！！

我也来说几个吧，英文谜语：the king who is fucking is the son of the king who has fucked（猜两位朝鲜首脑）答案是金正日（子）和金日成（父）
再来个翻译题：america chinese not enough——美中不足（现在美国人真的这么说，就像long time no see一样）

一个大学生给家里写信：

father mother brother：

我在北大读book

各门功课都good

只有english不及格。

单词pea笑话
孩子问：中国人吃豆角，外国人吃什么呢？
爸爸：当然是吃"屁"“pea”啊。

The bicycle will never stand up again, because it's two tyre(s).
有点冷但也算是个小幽默，理解吧应该

what is the longest English word?
smile, because there is a mile between this word

what is the biggest letter of the 26 letters?
c, because sea is so big.