求一篇关于国足的英语短文

1.珍爱生命 远离国足。
2.吸烟有害健康，看国足有害生命
3.看英超要钱 看国足要命
4.正确使用数字电视机可有效预防国足
5.国足不是病 踢起来真要命
6.甲：听说你哥哥在国家队踢球? 乙：你哥哥才在国家队踢球呢!你们全家都在国家队踢球!
7.老杜(LD教练)问上帝:中国队什么时候能出线啊？ 上帝看了看老杜严肃地说：我看这届就行。 老杜(LD教练)惊叹：你TMD拿我找乐吧 上帝怒吼到：是你TMD先拿我找乐的。
8.20xx年，一老人垂危之即,颤抖着嘴唇对自己的孙子说："孩子……等……中国足球……世界杯出线，一定……要写……在纸上……烧给我，我在下面也高兴。" 孩子说："放心吧爷爷，我一定努力活到那一天。"听完孙子的话爷爷满意的闭上了双眼。
9.8月13日夜晚7:50,关上大门,光上窗户,拉上窗帘.打开电视机调到CCTV-5 想看一下中国男足.才看了5分钟.这时突然发现开门声.我一惊马上起身关上电视机.这时朋友进门.看见我的窘样,说:哇,你在看A片?? 我赶紧连说没有. 他就打开电视机,看见在播男足.就说:啊?你在看中国足球队比赛???????我的脸瞬间红完,马上说:不是,不是,我是在看A片!!!!!!!!

The players on the men’s Olympic team, some of whom also play on the national team, had lost to Belgium and Brazil and 1-1 draw against New Zealand. 国奥队，有些还是国家队成员，在奥运会上输给了比利时和巴西，打平了新西兰，

Although soccer is China’s most popular sport, now，fans are angry by the bad performance of the men’s team. 尽管足球是中国最受欢迎的运动，但球迷被男足糟糕的表现越来越生气。

Chinese fans blame the Chinese Football Association for the team’s terrible performance. They often blame Xie Yalong, who leads the federation. At soccer games in China, fans in stadiums often shout, “Xie Yalong must resign!”因为糟糕的成绩，中国球迷责骂无能的中国足协，足协主席谢亚龙，经常在比赛时被球迷喊下课。

After the Chinese team lost its final match on Aug. 13 to Brazil 3-0, the Chinese Football Association order the newspaper to stop criticizing and joking the men’s team and xieyalong.在最后一场0-3失利后，中国足协要求媒体报纸停止批评、取笑男足和谢亚龙。

But a sports reporter expressed， “You can’t stop criticism of the men’s soccer team,” he said in an interview. “Everyone hates the team.” 一名足球报道员表示说，你不可能停止批评他们，每个人都恨这支男足。

the soccer team’s players konw this. A post-game comment by Li Weifeng, 30, who was captain during the Brazil match, said， “We play soccer like the Brazilians play Ping-Pong,” 男足都知道这点，队长李玮峰在那场比赛赛后说，我们踢足球的水平就像巴西打乒乓球的水平。

But Ping-Pong coach for the Brazilian Olympic team. Wei Jianren，a former player in China who moved to Brazil 19 years ago, said，“In fact, Brazilian Ping-Pong is not weak, Brazilian Ping-Pong is not among the top ones in the world, but it’s in the leading position in the Latin America.”但是巴西参加奥运会的乒乓球教练魏建仁（前中国乒乓球员，19年前移居巴西）说，实际上，巴西乒乓球不差，虽然不是最佳，但在拉美洲是数一数二。

As many Chinese athletes are still fighting for the glory of the Gold medal, the Chinese Soccer Olympic Team faded out of the game in the fastest way, three games, one goal, one point, and two red cards, it's the shame of the country. The callings of the resignment of the chairman of the CFA Xie Yalong are becoming more and more urgent, it was reported that the star of Agentina-Lionel Messi also said "Xie Yalong Xia Ke", it was an ridiculous misunderstanding-Messi thought that was the slogan of "Go Go Go Agentina".

chinese men foot ball is a piece of shit ,no ,are many pieces of shits .they come to hotel before fighting with bazil ,so they are very exastic .i want to cut their birds,bitch!!!

The Chinese football is so foolish,that all.

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