求简单的英语两人对话，最好每人各十句（或以上）能将满4分钟的、有搞笑幽默的更好~~~麻烦了急急急急

1、 I：Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview .
B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company?
I：Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment.
B: Why did you leave your former company?
I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.
B: Have you done any work in this field? I：Yes ,my major is on it .
B: What are your geart strenghs?
I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person. B: What's you major weak point?
I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge!
B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you?
I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it.
B：OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call . I: Ok ,I'll wait for it !
2、 A：Hello ,Kate!
B:Hello.Lily .
A: You look upset ,I heared you have a blind date this morning. How about it ? B: Nothing could be worse than it .It’ s boring . A: Oh ,It’s the boy disgusting or what? B: He is ugly, uneducated and impolite.
A: He must terribly treat you , what does your conclusion come from?
B: He critised my clothing and my hairstyle.He also said I should lose my weight. A: Oh ,what an annoying boy ,He shouldn't be so impolite . B: Not only for this ,he is mean and he haven’ t pay the bill yet .
A: Oh, you have a bad luck today , but do not mind ,you ‘ll never meet him again! B: Be sure of that ,as well as the blind date !
A: Don’t be so discouraged , You fortune will come some day ,and you ‘ll find your Mr Right ! B:I hope so !
A: Oh ,it’s time for me to go for a meet .see you ! B:See you !
3、 J:Hi, Jack ,it ‘s a loog tiome to see you ,how about you these days?
L:Not bad ,how are you ?
J: Fine ,Could you give me some information about the housing prices in beijing L:You are asking the right person .My colleague bought a house in beijing last month. J: Where did he buy his house ? L:In shijingshan district . J: How much is it?
L: 20,000yuan per square meter
:It’s too expensive .It is beyond my capacity.
L:It’s almost the lowest prices in beijing ,for shijingshan district is in the fifth round in beiing . J: I heared that the government have taken measures to control the rising housing prices, it’s still so high!
L: Though these measures have a little function ,we can not have enough money to buy a house in beijing !
J: I have to wait for some time for the decrease of the housing .
L: You can buy a house in some smaller city which prices is much lower . J: But my career is in beijing and I like this city .Thanks for your advice . L: That ‘s my pleasure ! J:See you later !
L: See you !
4 S：Hello.Mr Smith T:Hi ,Lily.
S: I wonder if you have time this weekend . T: Nothing special .What’s up ?
S: This weekend is the spring festival. Would you like to celebrate it with my family together? T: I’d love to .You know I ‘m facinated with Chinese tradition .
S: Yeap . Spring festival is the most important holiday for chinese which every family will be well prepared for it .
T: Just like our Christmas Day.
S:Yes ,but the way of celebratin is different including the food .we’ll sreve you the dumlings . T: That’s great .I like it very much .It’s very delicious. S: We will also let off fireworks to express our hapiness.
T:Oh it’s wonderful , I think I will have a great time this weekend .what time will we begin ? S: At seven o’clock in our house . I’ll you take you that time .
T:Thanks a lot .Oh, I remember that I have an important date now ,I must go now .See you then ! S: See you ! 5.Q: Excuse me A: yes?
Q: Could you tell me how to get to the bird’s nest ? I’m a stranger here.
A: Sure ,take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it .
Q: Line 1 ,and line 2 ,then bus 407 . I’m afraid I will forget it soon . A: Maybe ,but it’s the simplest and shortest way there.
Q: OK, I have got a piece of paper ,I can write the way on it .Could you tell me again ?
A: Sure , take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it.
Q: How long will it take ?A: About one hour .Q:Thanks a lot .but where is the subway entrance? A: Hmm, go down this street then turn left at the first turning , the logo of the entrance is marked. Q: Oh ,good ,well ,thank you very much . A: Not at all.

1JAKE: Hi! My name is Jake. We haven't met before, have we?
DEBBIE: No, we haven't! My name is Debbie.
JAKE: Nice to meet you, Debbie!
DEBBIE: Nice to meet you, too, Jake.
JAKE: Are you a new student?
DEBBIE: Yes, I am. What about you?
JAKE: Yeah, me too!
JAKE: What're you studying here?
DEBBIE: Journalism. I want to be a journalist. What about you?
JAKE: I'm doing law. But I'm thinking of doing business studies instead.
DEBBIE: Do they allow you to change?

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Wang Dong: Good morning. Are you James Taylor?
James Taylor: Yes, and ...
Wang Dong: Welcome to Beijing, President Taylor. I'm Wang Dong, the secretary of the foreign affairs office from China Bright Advertising Company. Please call me Wang.
James Taylor: Oh, nice to meet you, Wang.
Wang Dong: Nice to meet you, too. How was the flight?
James Taylor: It was OK, though I feel a bit tired.
Wang Dong: Would you like me to help you with the luggage?
James Taylor: Oh, thank you.
Wang Dong: Please follow me to the gate. The company car is waiting for you outside.

the sound of rain beating on the tightly drawn hides covering the small hut
解释下这句话。尤其是 tightly drawn hides covering the small hut这句

解答：该句话的中心词是：THE SOUND ,声音意思，后面一长串都是用来修饰该词的
中心词：the sound (声音）

中心词定语（1）of rain beating on the tightly drawn hides
敲打/敲击在紧紧拉伸兽皮的雨水

定语（2）covering the small hut (这是个现在分词作后置定语修饰hides)（遮盖小茅屋的）

句子意思：敲打在遮盖小茅屋的被紧紧拉伸的兽皮上雨水的声音

你百度有道在线翻译 别说是10句 你可以无限对话啊