请用地道的英语口语帮忙翻译一下下面几句话，thx

1.can you do me a favor? give this book to my classmate
2 i'll flirt her if she is blonde sexy .
3 don't be late,she is bad temper.
4 shit, are you kidding，you must treat me
5 that's a deal

A:Dude,do me a favor. Pass this book to my classmate.
B:Only if she's a blond.
A:Don't bu late,OK? She's a crosspatch.
B:Motherfucker. You owe me.
A: Deal.

A:Excuse me, do you mind helping me return this book to my classmate?
B: I don't mind helping if your classmate is a beautiful blonde chick
A: By the way, don't be late, ever: her temper isn't that good

B: What!? You definitely owe me a meal.

A: Deal.

A:do me a favor,take this book to my classmate.
B:I will consider it if she is a beautiful girl with blonde hair.
A:do not be late.she has a bad temper.
B:anything wrong?you must treat me a meal.
A:it is a done deal.

A: Do me a favor. Give this book to my classmate.
B: Is she a blonde beauty? Or I won't.
A: Please don't be late. She has a bad temper.
B: What? You owe me a meal.
A: That's a deal.