英语考试作弊事后被老师抓到了要写2000字检讨怎么写啊

2012年的....
好吧...LZ活该
可以这么写：（都不止5000字了...）
Distinguished teachers : Today, I was with 120,000 hours of the guilty as well as 120,000 hours you wrote something to this Jiantaoshu to you to express my deep horror absenteeism such bad behaviour can no longer absenteeism and death determination. I just go back in the class, you already gave, repeatedly stressed that the whole class, not late, not absenteeism. At that time, the teacher has to teach words are still ringing in our ears, serious expressions Jew in the eyes, I am deeply shocked and have profoundly realized the importance of the matter, then I have repeatedly told this as their top-priority task should not let our teachers a good intention. However, as Gorky said --- when you see something is very important, hardships and failures to follow. For example, one morning drill, I 5:50 point along the wash is completed, wearing neat, watching time is more, I even head to the point Masi, when I came to the playground, they found that a person did not, when I get a look around to see if there is no one time -- I Sing, originally just the lens are all dream of a watch list Maya is 6:30, and that is for us to catch up with the name you look after with great solicitude, and I was unable to catch up with you care to listen to the teachings deeply sorry, deeply sorry! This matter can only blame myself to get up exaggerate, even some night things morning dream! Alas, they did helpless. Another time, I was high interest bathing, preparing to go to a school Xiwanzao, Xiwanzao Who would have thought when I came to the house in front of the room and discovered that a person did not, I also forging key in the door may not be locked induction dress, the body only a Kucha, even when there is no opportunity to call for help! Now is the wilderness together with the teachers to give us carefully prepared vivid lesson, a teacher work heart out to us missed knowledge ever produced. She shouted along! This small key in my study on bitter mix my trip! But in the final analysis, or because my careless of herself as a result of inadequate understanding of the home time. Recalled that, at present, I should disregard behaviour, ran out to the communal call, individuals should go! However, she also say, she also say! Those such as memory and other school timetable, clocks stopped away bacteria Bad things I do not want to say that I know that these reasons are not set up to, because this all problems can only be attributed to me, also failed to meet with the students to a modern understanding level. Failure to make returns, hard-working teachers, I felt more and more clearly I am a sinner! ! ! For me absenteeism things, the serious consequences as follows : 1, for fear that my teacher safety. I can not be present when the time arise, we can not let the concern of every student in a teacher worried. Such fears are likely to give teachers full day of work distraction, resulting in more serious consequences. 2, students in the middle created an adverse impact. As a person I absenteeism, the following may cause other students, the impact discipline classes, but also to other students parents are not responsible for. 3, the impact of improvements in the level of personal integrated to the instincts of their own failure to improve conditions improved, contrary to the wishes of parents, try unfilial. Now, big mistake established, I deeply regret cried. Depth review that I thought buried in the fatal mistake following points : 1, and low awareness of important issues to be grossly inadequate. Even with awareness, but also failed to take action to really practice. 2, the fundamental ideological consciousness is not high because I lack respect for others. If I have a deeper respect for the teacher, I will get up half an hour early, nor do they in their native 5:50 to prepare for things about, it will be earlier found only a dream, a dream that will not late, the error will not occur. 3, peacetime life style purity. If not because of lazy, careless, and the low level of memory, I can be so hard to produce teaching secretary of the school timetable to forget? 4, and joined in the exchange enough to do a real sense of solidarity students think, if I joined the exchange and sufficient, how can they not know when to leave the house? If they really make me and unity, they do not know how can I take a bath? If I go further and they house a school absenteeism things are possible? Distinguished teachers : Today, I was with 120,000 hours of the guilty as well as 120,000 hours you wrote something to this Jiantaoshu to you to express my deep horror absenteeism such bad behaviour can no longer absenteeism and death determination. I just go back in the class, you already gave, repeatedly stressed that the whole class, not late, not absenteeism. At that time, the teacher has to teach words are still ringing in our ears, serious expressions Jew in the eyes, I am deeply shocked and have profoundly realized the importance of the matter, then I have repeatedly told this as their top-priority task should not let our teachers a good intention. However, as Gorky said --- when you see something is very important, hardships and failures to follow. For example, one morning drill, I 5:50 point along the wash is completed, wearing neat, watching time is more, I even head to the point Masi, when I came to the playground, they found that a person did not, when I get a look around to see if there is no one time -- I Sing, originally just the lens are all dream of a watch list Maya is 6:30, and that is for us to catch up with the name you look after with great solicitude, and I was unable to catch up with you care to listen to the teachings deeply sorry, deeply sorry! This matter can only blame myself to get up exaggerate, even some night things morning dream! Alas, they did helpless. Another time, I was high interest bathing, preparing to go to a school Xiwanzao, Xiwanzao Who would have thought when I came to the house in front of the room and discovered that a person did not, I also forging key in the door may not be locked induction dress, the body only a Kucha, even when there is no opportunity to call for help! Now is the wilderness together with the teachers to give us carefully prepared vivid lesson, a teacher work heart out to us missed knowledge ever produced. She shouted along! This small key in my study on bitter mix my trip! But in the final analysis, or because my careless of herself as a result of inadequate understanding of the home time. Recalled that, at present, I should disregard behaviour, ran out to the communal call, individuals should go! However, she also say, she also say! Those such as memory and other school timetable, clocks stopped away bacteria Bad things I do not want to say that I know that these reasons are not set up to, because this all problems can only be attributed to me, also failed to meet with the students to a modern understanding level. Failure to make returns, hard-working teachers, I felt more and more clearly I am a sinner! ! ! For me absenteeism things, the serious consequences as follows : 1, for fear that my teacher safety. I can not be present when the time arise, we can not let the concern of every student in a teacher worried. Such fears are likely to give teachers full day of work distraction, resulting in more serious consequences. 2, students in the middle created an adverse impact. As a person I absenteeism, the following may cause other students, the impact discipline classes, but also to other students parents are not responsible for. 3, the impact of improvements in the level of personal integrated to the instincts of their own failure to improve conditions improved, contrary to the wishes of parents, try unfilial. Now, big mistake established, I deeply regret cried. Depth review that I thought buried in the fatal mistake following points : 1, and low awareness of important issues to be grossly inadequate. Even with awareness, but also failed to take action to really practice. 2, the fundamental ideological consciousness is not high because I lack respect for others. If I have a deeper respect for the teacher, I will get up half an hour early, nor do they in their native 5:50 to prepare for things about, it will be earlier found only a dream, a dream that will not late, the error will not occur. 3, peacetime life style purity. If not because of lazy, careless, and the low level of memory, I can be so hard to produce teaching secretary of the school timetable to forget? 4, and joined in the exchange enough to do a real sense of solidarity students think, if I joined the exchange and sufficient, how can they not know when to leave the house? If they really make me and unity, they do not know how can I take a bath? If I go further and they house a school absenteeism things are possible? It was, I decided to have the following individuals rectification measures : 1, in accordance with the teachers pay for the quality and quantity requirements of the Jiantaoshu a! For their own ideological line to the root causes of errors collate and understand its potential serious consequences. 2, developed learning plans and conscientiously overcome life lazy, careless shortcomings, a challenge to be good to good results to make up for my mistake 3, and students to strengthen communication. That the mistake will not happen again
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写检讨最简单，就是夸大自己的错误，认识到自己错误，然后就是拍老师马屁，拍老师马屁，再拍老师马屁。例如：像我这种xx学生、居然xxxxxxx、实在是xxxxxx、在这种科技的时代我居然xxxxxx老师对我讲了xxxzzxxxxx我很有感到：xxxxxxxxxx我以后坚决不xxxxxxxx

或者是：
在一张白纸上就写两个字：检讨。（让老师哭笑不得，只好饶了你，我这一直是这样的）不行的话，就第二套方案：写几个字，我知道错了，请原谅！！！（再加个表情如：%>_<%）再向老师说明，可能原谅你，不过向他说的时候要低下头，装出可怜的样子，说话要轻，再不行，哎，使出必杀技，跪下来，磕头认错，不相信他的心一定会软下来的，还是不行，就是这老师的素质问题了。。。。。。。

老是说，你技术真差，没那本事就别抄，现在抓到了，写就写呗，敢做敢当

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