帮我把这笑话翻译成英文 谢谢！（别用翻译器）

Someone just learning a foreign language, one day walk in the street, stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said quickly: " I'msorry. " foreigners also polite to say : "I'msorry too." that person listens, hurriedly said: " I'msorry three. " foreigner listens foolish, ask: " What are you sorry for? " the man said: " I'msorry five

Someone learned English lately,one day walking in the street,suddenly stepped onto a foreighner's foot,"I'm sorry !"the man quickly said.at the same time ,the foreigner answered "I'm sorry too!" the man heared that and said "I'm sorry three" the foreigner was confused and asked" What are you sorry for?" The man answered"I'm sorry five".

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