请高人帮我把《改名字》这则笑话翻译成英语 谢谢！

If unlucky, even the names and their own, said Wang Jianhua, a few months ago, he met a girl, two people 's talk, feelings are also sitting up like rocket straight up, in an instant, the collar marriage certificate of the sacred moment. At this moment, the girl suddenly put a thing to go to the police station, Wang Jianhua changed the name.

Wang Jianhua narrowed his eyes staring, silly girl, incredulously. The girl is very dull, said:" change the name but not for anything else, just because my ex-boyfriend and your name, the name I listen to him, if you don't change, the card do not receive."

Wang Jianhua gave the girl, had obediently to the police station, changed his name to" Wang Tiancheng". Ordinarily it logical to bureau of civil affairs now, which know girl 's former boyfriend suddenly shot back to eat, the girl did not know what was intended to turn sb.'s head, two men and a good unabated.

To Wang Tiancheng this is not small, for months, he didn't move up the idea, but the total can not play a lifetime bachelor, three months later, Wang Tiancheng refreshed, and began dating life. In an instant, the girlfriend was found, and the collar marriage certificate of the sacred moment, these days, Wang Tiancheng was not practical, ranging from my girlfriend, he ventured to say:" dear, do you think my name?"

His girlfriend is stupefied, then smiled, said:" very good, very good."

Wang Tiancheng long was a sigh of relief, as if in automatic speaking:" Alas, this good, I don't have to change the name of."

Cummer indissolubles, ask:" what do you mean?"

Wang Tiancheng saw a slip of the tongue, had to change the name of the last thing relate in detail to say, did not think his girlfriend after listening, said:" this time with you, not to change into."

Wang Tiancheng froze, hesitating in speaking and said:" you, your ex-boyfriend is also named Wang Tiancheng?"

Girlfriend grin, said:" he is not Wang Tiancheng, in fact, the one thing I never dare to tell you, I also took a two-year-old boy, you and his name."

人要是倒霉，连名字都和自己过不去，就说王建华吧，几个月前，他认识了一个女孩，两人挺谈得来，感情也是坐着火箭登天似的直线上升，一转眼，就到了领结婚证的神圣时刻。这时，女孩冷不丁地提出一件事儿，要王建华去派出所把名字改了。
　　王建华眯缝着小眼，傻傻地盯着女孩，怀疑自己听错了。女孩倒是很平淡，说：“改名不为别的，就是因为我的前男友和你重名，这名字我听着别扭，你要不改，这证就别领了。”
　　王建华拗不过女孩，只好乖乖地去了派出所，把名字改成了“王天成”。按说这下该顺理成章地去民政局了吧，哪知女孩的前男友突然回马枪杀回来了，那女孩也不知吃了啥迷魂汤，两人竟然又和好如初了。
　　这事对王天成打击不小，一连几个月，他都没有动过相亲的念头，但总不能打一辈子光棍吧，三个月后，王天成重新振作精神，又开始相亲生涯。一转眼，女友又找到了，又到领结婚证的神圣时刻了，这几天，王天成心里一直不踏实，不等女友说，他自己就试探着说：“亲爱的，你觉得我的名字怎么样？”
　　女友一愣，随即就笑了，说：“挺好的，挺好的。”
　　王天成长长地吁了一口气，仿佛在自言自语：“唉，这回好了，总算不用改名字了。”
　　女友不解，问道：“此话怎讲？”
　　王天成见说漏了嘴，只好把上次改名字的事儿一五一十地说了出来，没想到女友听后，说：“这一次随你，改不改都成。”
　　王天成一下子僵住了，结结巴巴地说：“你、你前男友也叫王天成？”
　　女友抿嘴一笑，说：“他倒不叫王天成，其实，有件事儿我一直没敢告诉你，我还带着个两岁的男孩呢，你和他重名。”

If bad luck, even the name of all and against themselves, said Wang Jianhua, a few months ago, he met a girl, both very able to talk to, feeling is sitting rocket prohibitively like straight up, a blink of an eye.to the sacred moment of marriage license. At this time, the girl rather abruptly asked the one thing Jianhua went to the police station and changed the name.
Jianhua has narrowed his small eyes, innocently staring at the girl, suspected to have heard it wrong. The girl is actually very flat, said: "changing the name, because my ex-boyfriend and your same name, this name, I listen awkward, you want to change this card is not picking up."
Wang Jianhua, fail to beat the girl had obediently went to the police station, the name changed to "Wang Tiancheng. Ordinarily this under the naturally go to Bureau of Civil Affairs, right, I did not realize the girl's ex-boyfriend suddenly back horse shot back, girl I do not know to eat Han magic potion, they turned again and good as ever.
This matter is not a small attack on Wang Tiancheng, for several months, he moved in to the idea of blind date, but can not take a lifetime bachelor it after three months, Wang Tiancheng get psyched back up, they began to blind career. A blink of an eye, his girlfriend found, but also to the sacred moment of the marriage license, and these days, Wang Tiancheng I always practical, ranging from his girlfriend said, he said: "My dear, you think of my name how? "
Girlfriend surprised a moment, then laughed, and said: "very good, very good."
Wang Tiancheng has long called on the breath, as if talking to himself: "Well, this time, and finally do not have to change the name."
Girlfriend puzzled and asked: "What say?"
Wang Tiancheng see that the slip of the tongue, the last thing to change the name had to lay that out, I did not expect to hear his girlfriend, said: "This time as you change or not change all into."
Wang Tiancheng froze and stammered: "your ex-boyfriend, also known as Wang Tiancheng?
The girlfriend Minzui smile, said: "He is not quite called Wang Tiancheng, in fact, the thing children did not dare tell you, I also took a two-year-old boy, you and he same name."