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In a shooting competition at the same time in three sharpshooters firing an apple, and this is an Apple of the head withstand. Bang's first shot hit in the center of the apple, a charge he brought a breath muzzle said: "IM, Lan Bo." Slamming the second player to the sound of a two-shot Apple, he brought a gun charge in one breath: "I'M, visco-bars states." The third player Bang saw the head of a person to Apple in the ground, he also made the same movements, said: "I'M Sorry!"

Three dead shots shoot an apple in the meantime in a gunning game, but this apple is the head in a person is last.The first contestant a gun of bang shot to win the center of apple, his 充 wore gun muzzle to blow to say at a stretch:"IM, orchid wave."The second 1 of contestant bang shoots an apple two halfs, he also the 充 wore a gun to blow to say at a stretch:"I'M, glue a female lion nation."The third person whom an of contestant bang sees a top of head apple goes to at ground up, he also did similar action to say:"I'M SORRY!"