求生活大爆炸的主题曲~~及歌词。

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our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又烫又稠密
then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. wait...140亿年前终于爆了炸等着瞧...
the earth began to cool,地球开始降温
the autotrophs began to drool,自养生物来起哄
neanderthals developed tools,穴居人发明工具
we built a wall (we built the pyramids),我们建长城(我们建金字塔)
math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,数学自然科学历史揭开神秘
that all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸开始
"since the dawn of man" is really not that long,其实人类历史没有多久
as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
a fraction of a second and the elements were made.元素在微秒间便形成了
the bipeds stood up straight,两足动物直立行走
the dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龙都得认命了
they tried to leap but they were late 想要突变没来得及
and they all died (they froze their asses off)就死光光了(pp都冻成了化石)
the oceans and pangea 大洋和泛古陆
see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya 拜拜才不想学你
set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的祸
it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始
it's expanding ever outward but one day 宇宙向外膨胀但有一天
it will cause the stars to go the other way,星球会反方向运动
collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 向内坍塌反正我们不在了不会觉得疼
our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
australopithecus would really have been sick of us 南方古猿肯定不爽我们
debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪(我们现在捉电脑簿了)
religion or astronomy, encarta, deuteronomy 宗教天文 e百科旧约申命记
it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始
music and mythology, einstein and astrology 音乐神化爱因斯坦占星术
it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始
it all started with the big bang!一切从大爆炸开始

叫THE BIG BANG THEORY THEME
歌词：Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

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