谁能帮我翻译：把中文翻译成英文!

孩子..八一的吧..?
我只有祝福的一段...MD英语老师!!!
"bless"

Oh dear,my ma'am!If you were a ma'am from a rich family,
what would we were from poor family? What? She has a
brother-in-law as well as a wife.If you did not worry him,
where should we get lots of money as betrothal gift? What an intelligent and capable her mother-in-law she was!She has a good idea,so ma'am was asked to marry man who was from the mountains.If she married man from the same village,there would not lots of money given to the woman.
She got the 8,000 yuan except few women who liked to marry man in the mountains.Now his second son married a girl.It took him only five thousand yuan to marry a girl.There were more than ten thousand yuan left except the cost of wedding.Hi,there,What a good plan!

这个...太有难度了....你可以去网上找他的英译本啊...

再说偶也没有中文的原文啊----

我有鲁迅的《祝福》，可你的悬赏分也太少了！

整人的吧