英语笑话带翻译，要求短而搞笑，急需急需~~~~……

A man goes to church and stars talking to God. He says:"God, what is a million dollors to you?" and God says:" A penny", then the man says:"God, what is a million years to you?" and God says:" a second", then the man says:" God, can I have a penny?" and God says:" In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你来说意味着什么？”上帝回答：“一便士。”男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”

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A:nice to meet you.
B:nice to meet you ,too.
A:nice to meet you three.
这个就不翻了哈 翻出来就没有好笑了
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