表演一段哈姆雷特的经典片段 表演加朗诵 哈哈
Hello,everyone.Let me teii yu a story,It's'that is not my dog'okay,let's begin.
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. the dog bites her. "Ouch!" she crys, "You said your dog did not bite."
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."
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自己领悟吧。。。我先回九重天了