请大虾帮我帮这个笑话翻译成英语

A, B and C goes on a trip together, A got sick...

at night, all three of them slept on the same bed, with A being in the middle.

Midnight...

A sneezed very heavily, B and C were covered with mucus.

B&C: dude, warn us next time.

half an hour later, A says: guys, here it comes!!!

B and C both digged deep into the quilt, being well protected from any outside harm.

and then, A farted.

英语说出来有点琐碎的感觉，笑意少了一些呢。

ABC three trips together, a cold ... ...
Evening, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
Middle of the night ...
A hit a large jet T, B C is a crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half an hour, A: Note the ...
EPR heard quickly penetrate into the quilt, and make sure there is no connectivity with the outside world ...
The results, put a ass.

A, B and C goes on a trip together, A got sick...

at night, all three of them slept on the same bed, with A being in the middle.

Midnight...

A sneezed very heavily, B and C were covered with mucus.

B&C: dude, warn us next time.

half an hour later, A says: guys, here it comes!!!

B and C both digged deep into the quilt, being well protected from any outside harm.

and then, A farted.

A dozen a large injection Ti, whole face is armour ethylene-propylene crystallization.
Next to inform us ethylene-propylene:...
After half an hour, armour: mind...
YiBingWen said hurriedly dived into quilt, and determined not connected with the outside world.
Results, armour put fart.