简单的英语小笑话(带翻译）

简单的英语小笑话(带翻译）速度谜语也可以

2024-12-19 03:48:57

推荐回答（4个）

回答1：

So a guy goes to a fancy dress party with nothing but a girl on his back. “So what are you supposed to be?” the host asked. “I'm a snail.” The guy replied. The host said. “But all you've got is that girl on your back!” “That’s not just any girl, mate,” the guy replied, “this is Michelle”.

一个人去参加化装舞会，但是没有穿什么奇装异服，而是在背上背了个女孩。于是主人就问说你这装得是什么啊？他就回答说：“我是个蜗牛。”主人就说：“你就背了个姑娘你装什么蜗牛？”他于是回答说，我可不是随随便便背了个姑娘，伙计，这是Michelle“

这个笑话只有用英语讲才好玩哦~有没有看出笑点呢？

回答2：

Every One Is Good

"George,"says his mother,"please go to the shop and buy some eggs.But be careful not to choose any bad ones ."Half an hour later George comes back with a yellow plastic bag.His mother takes the bag and looks inside."Oh,''she says ,"what is it?"
"Eggs,of course !"George says,"I broke them all.Every one is good."

每一个都是好的
“乔治，”她的妈妈说，“去商店买一些鸡蛋。但是要小心，不要挑坏了的鸡蛋。”半个小时后，乔治提着一个黄色的塑料袋回来了。他妈妈接过袋子向里面一看，“噢，”她问道，“这是什么？”
”当然是鸡蛋了！“乔治说道，”我把所有鸡蛋都打破了，每一个都是好的。”

回答3：

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.
Mum:There is no electricity tonight.
Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.
迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。
妈妈：今晚停电了。
迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。

Two Bird
Teacher: Here are two bird,one is a swallow,the other is a sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I can't point out but i know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallowis beside the sparrow,and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只小鸟
老师：这里有两只小鸟，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀，谁能告诉我们哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我不会分辨但我知道答案。
老师：那请你告诉我们。
学生：燕子旁边的是麻雀，麻雀旁边的是燕子。

what man cannot live in a house?

什么人不能住在房子里?

Key： snowman（雪人）

回答4：

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