The sale most often goes to the most interested party
--Steve Chandler 100 Ways to Motivate Yourself
The human body has two ears and one mouth. To be good at persuading or selling,
you must learn to use those natural devices in proportion.
Listen twice as much as you talk and you'll succeed in persuading others nearly every time.
--Tom Hopkins
Early to bed, early to rise Work like hell and advertise
--Ted Turner
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
--Rod Serling
Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something
--Wesley The Princess Bride
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.
Is that really a problem in this country?
Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
--Jay Leno
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
--Fred A. Allen
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you
can find outside of an advertising agency.
--Raymond Chandler
People are unhappy (and neurotic) in America today because
advertising has caused them to have unrealistic expectations of life,
themselves, their jobs and the Fantasyland products and services
that are constantly pushed on them.
--Curtis Smale
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted,
but I can never find out which half.
-- John Wanamaker
This war will not be over by the next commercial break
--US spokeperson talking to reporters during the Gulf War
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
--State Farm Insurance Advertising Slogan
You're in good hands with Allstate.
--Allstate Insurance Advertising Slogan
Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.'
What does that have to do with America?
Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?
--Evelyn Waugh
We live where you live.
--State Farm Insurance Advertising Slogan
We Love to Fly, and it Shows.
--Delta Airlines
Something Special in the Air
--American Airlines
The Taste of a New Generation
--Pepsi
Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place.
--Hershey's Chocolate
Get MET, It Pays
--Metropolitan Life Insurance Advertising Slogan
This spelling is correct
It's Geico, Not Gecko.
--Geico Insurance Advertising Slogan
This spelling is NOT correct
It's Geiko, Not Gecko.
--Geiko Insurance Advertising Slogan
Farmers. Gets you back where you belong.
--Farmers Insurance Advertising Slogan
Fly the Friendly Skies.
--United Airlines