钟离春,是齐国无盐邑(今山东省东平县)的女子,齐宣王的皇后。她长得奇丑无比,大额头,深眼窝,长手指,大骨节,朝天鼻,有喉结,粗脖子,头发稀疏,弓腰,鸡胸,皮肤像漆一样黑。年已四十,无处容身,想要出嫁却没有人接受,到处流浪没有人管。于是她整理一下粗布短衣,自己去求见齐宣王,对侍卫说:“我是齐国没人要的女子。听说了国王的圣德,愿意充当后宫打扫劳作的宫女,在司马门外磕头了,希望大王恩准。”侍卫报告了齐宣王,齐宣王正在渐台设置酒宴,身旁的人一听,没有不捂着嘴大笑的,他们说:“这是天下极丑的女人,(来充当后妃)难道不让人奇怪吗!”齐宣王于是召见了她,对她说:“从前先王替我娶了妃子,各后宫都已经有人了。如今你不能被乡下平民所接受,却打算嫁给尊贵的国王,你有什么特殊的技能吗?”钟离春回答说:“没有。只是倾慕您的仁义恩德。”齐宣王说:“就算这样,你擅长什么?”过了很久,钟离春说:“我善于隐身。”齐宣王说:“隐身也是我的愿望,你试一次看看。”话没说完,钟离春就忽然不见了。齐宣王大惊,立即要来隐书诵读隐语,退席后又仔细研究,最终都没能学成隐身术。第二天,又召来钟离春询问,钟离春却不回答隐身方面的问题,只是抬眼、咬牙,拿手拍打膝盖,说:“危险了危险了!”这样说了四遍。齐宣王说:“希望你解释一下什么意思。”钟离春回答说:“如今大王统治的国家,西边有推行连横政策的秦国这个隐患,南边有强大的楚国这个敌人,外部有这两个国家的隐患。内部聚集了许多奸臣,众人都不拥戴您。已经四十岁了,不立太子,不关注百姓却关注妃嫔。推崇自己喜欢的东西,忽视自己厌恶的东西。总有一天会祖庙崩塌,国家不安,这是第一个危险。筑起五层高的渐台,黄金白玉,琅玕、笼疏、翡翠、珠玑,各种布匹装饰,百姓都已疲惫不堪,只是第二个危险。贤能的人隐居在山林,阿谀奉承的人伴随身边,邪恶虚假的人在朝堂任职,提建议的人进不来,这是第三个危险。沉醉于美酒,日夜不停,舞女、乐师、艺人,错杂在一起大笑。对外不搞好诸侯间的关系,对内不关心治理国家的方法,这是第四个危险。所以说危险了危险了。”于是齐宣王喟然长叹说:“无盐君的话真是痛快!到今天我才听到。”于是拆掉渐台,停止歌舞,罢免小人,抛弃珠宝装饰,操练兵马,充实仓库,打开宫院四个大门,招揽人们来建议直言,连角落的问题也都有所讨论。选择良辰吉日,策立太子,请示慈母,拜钟离春为皇后。齐国的安定,是钟离春的功劳。君子说钟离春心正而且会说话。《诗经》上说:“见到君子后,我的心就高兴。”就是说的她这种人吧。
颂词评论说:无盐邑的女子,劝谏齐宣王,分别说出了四种危险,说国家事务败乱而烦杂,齐宣王采纳了她的话,打开宫门,册立太子,拜她为皇后。
钟离春者,齐无盐邑之女,宣王之正后也。其为人极丑无双,臼头,深目,长壮,大节,昂鼻,结喉,肥项,少发,折腰,出胸,皮肤若漆。行年四十,无所容入,炫嫁不雠,流弃莫执。于是乃拂拭短褐,自诣宣王,谓谒者曰:“妾齐之不雠女也。闻君王之圣德,愿备后宫之埽除,顿首司马门外,唯王幸许之。”谒者以闻,宣王方置酒于渐台,左右闻之,莫不掩口大笑曰:“此天下强颜女子也,岂不异哉!”于是宣王乃召见之,谓曰:“昔者先王为寡人娶妃匹,皆已备有列位矣。今夫人不容于乡里布衣,而欲干万乘之主,亦有何奇能哉?”钟离春对曰:“无有。特窃慕大王之美义耳。”王曰:“虽然,何善?”良久曰:“窃尝善隐。”宣王曰:“隐固寡人之所愿也,试一行之。”言未卒,忽然不见。宣王大惊,立发隐书而读之,退而推之,又未能得。明日,又更召而问之,不以隐对,但扬目衔齿,举手拊膝,曰:“殆哉殆哉!”如此者四。宣王曰:“愿遂闻命。”钟离春对曰:“今大王之君国也,西有衡秦之患,南有强楚之雠,外有二国之难。内聚奸臣,众人不附。春秋四十,壮男不立,不务众子而务众妇。尊所好,忽所恃。一旦山陵崩弛,社稷不定,此一殆也。渐台五重,黄金白玉,琅玕笼疏翡翠珠玑,幕络连饰,万民罢极,此二殆也。贤者匿于山林,谄谀强于左右,邪伪立于本朝,谏者不得通入,此三殆也。饮酒沈湎,以夜继昼,女乐俳优,纵横大笑。外不修诸侯之礼,内不秉国家之治,此四殆也。故曰殆哉殆哉。”于是宣王喟然而叹曰:“痛乎无盐君之言!乃今一闻。”于是拆渐台,罢女乐,退谄谀,去雕琢,选兵马,实府库,四辟公门,招进直言,延及侧陋。卜择吉日,立太子,进慈母,拜无盐君为后。而齐国大安者,丑女之力也。君子谓钟离春正而有辞。诗云:“既见君子,我心则喜。”此之谓也。
颂曰:无盐之女,干说齐宣,分别四殆,称国乱烦,宣王从之,四辟公门,遂立太子,拜无盐君。
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