大和统一日本
据《三国志·魏志·倭人传》记载,一二世纪时,日本列岛上有100多个小国,到曹魏时,同中国通使交往的有30国,其中最大的是卑弥呼女王统治的邪马台国。那时邪马台国已出现“大人”(贵族)、“下户”(平民)和奴隶的阶级分化,国家机器也初具规模。女王拥有上千名奴隶,服属20几个部落,并从中国魏皇帝得到“亲魏倭王”的封号。奴隶主国家间不断发生战争,争夺土地和奴隶。3世纪时,在本州中部出现了另一个较强大的奴隶制国家,叫“大和国”(今奈良县)。这个地方,在2世纪以后,成为中国文化输入本州的门户,亚洲大陆移民也不断移来,促进了当地生产发展。4世纪前半期统一了北九州和部分本州。5世纪大体统一日本。《宋书》卷九十七记载顺帝升明二年(478)倭武王遣使向宋帝(刘宋)上表,写道:“东征毛人五十五国,西服众夷六十六国,渡平海北九十五国。”这说明大和的统一情况。天皇
日本历史学家关于天皇称号的起源有两种说法。一种说法认为自建国以来就称天皇,一直传袭下来。近数十年史学家则认为4世纪的最高统治者称大王而不称天皇。早期统治者的天皇称号是后来所加。天皇的称号出现于6世纪末7世纪初。当时朝中的革新派决心仿效中国隋唐的制度进行改革。593年,圣德太子任摄政。他派遣使节和留学生到中国学习,改称大王为天皇。这种意见已经成为通说。
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旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)
太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三:Yes.
Action II
(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? (赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)
李莫愁:Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?
荆柯:Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹:Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯:Sure!
太子丹:How are you?
荆柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯:Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹:Oh, I’m kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三:Hero,we need your help.
荆柯:I am busy now!
太子丹:You can get a lot of money.
荆柯:I am very busy now!
阿三:IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯:I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三:What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三:Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹:I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯(激动):Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……
(《No matter》音乐起,荆轲先与阿三跳探戈,拥入怀中,又甩出去,阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴,最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,荆轲做调戏状。)
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!
Action Ш
(《大话西游》主题曲响起)
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三:Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂:Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹:I will miss you, baby.
(太子丹,阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来。)
荆珂(急忙收敛):Darling, I love you.
妻子:I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!(《肖申克的救赎》)
荆珂(流泪) :I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界未日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)
妻子:Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂(欲走还留,执子之手又曰):Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉).
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
(荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。)
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,
荆珂上船,渐渐远去
妻子:It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机): Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三:Okay okay!
旁白:Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
我建议你,可以改编一下这个故事,这个故事既庄严而又荒诞,表现了青年人壮烈和无畏 ,充满了神秘和奇特,名字可以改为《煮头记》
【眉间尺为父报仇】
古时候,有一个相貌奇特的孩子,他两眉之间的距离有一尺宽,人们都叫他眉间尺。
眉间尺是铸剑能手干将的儿子。他父亲用了三年时间为楚王造了一把削铁如泥的利剑。干将知道,残暴的楚王怕他再为别的国君造剑,一定会杀掉他。临死前,他留下了另一把宝剑,告诉妻子,要他那还未出世的孩子日后为他报仇。
干将死后,他的妻子莫邪生下了一个男孩,就是眉间尺。眉间尺稍稍长大后,母亲就把父亲被杀的事告诉了他。眉间尺决心为父报仇。他找到了父亲留下的宝剑,告别了母亲,大步向京城走去。
楚王心里有鬼,梦见眉间尺要来杀他。他连忙叫人画了眉间尺的像,到处张榜贴文,重金悬赏捉拿这个奇怪的孩子。
眉间尺得知这些情况后,赶紧跑到深山里躲藏起来了。想到父亲的仇还没有报,他心中悲痛极了。这时,忽然走来一个黑衣人,他对眉间尺说:“拿你的头和剑来,我去为你报仇。”眉间尺觉得,只有这个办法才能为父亲报仇雪恨,他马上拔出宝剑割下自己的头来,两手捧着头和剑,把它们交给了黑衣人。黑衣人说:“你放心,我不会使你失望的。”眉间尺的尸体这才倒了下去。
黑衣人带着眉间尺的头去见楚王,楚王大喜。黑衣人说,这颗头应该放在汤锅里煮烂,不然,以后还会兴妖作怪。楚王同意了,把眉间尺的头放在汤锅里煮了三天三夜也没煮烂。黑衣人提议,让楚王亲自到锅边看一看,借他的威风压一压邪气,头才会烂。楚王来到锅边,黑衣人猛地抽出了宝剑,顿时,楚王的头落进了汤锅里。
眉间尺的头立刻咬住了楚王的耳朵,两颗头你咬我扑,一时难分胜负。这时,黑衣人忙割下自己的头,帮眉间尺去斗楚王。经过七天七夜,眉间尺终于胜利了。三颗头颅被煮得稀烂,分不清你我了。人们只得把锅里的东西分成三份,葬在三个地方,修了坟墓,通称“三王墓”。
指鹿为马