急求一篇英语小故事,带翻译

That is not my dog

A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. the dog bites her.

"Ouch!" she crys, "You said your dog did not bite."

The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."

那不是我的狗

一位女士走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗．她问店主："你的狗咬人吗?"

店主说:"不, 我的狗不咬人."

于是这位女士弯下腰想去摸摸这条狗. 狗咬了她.

"哎哟!"她叫道,"你说过你的狗不咬人的."

店主回答说:"那不是我的狗."

一只鹰从天上飞下来,求一头狮子跟他结盟,说这对大家都有好处.狮子回答说:"我倒没什么意见,可你别生气,我需要你先找到一个信的过的担保人,然后才能和你详谈.要不然,我怎么敢和一个随时都能飞离盟约的动物做朋友?"
只有经的起考验的人才能做朋友.
翻译:
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