求一篇风趣幽默的英文自我介绍

I'm efficient; when I have a project to do, I do it thoroughly and on time. For example, I always double-check my reports. I like to be organized; in my last managerial position I had many duties so I organized a schedule and prioritized my jobs. I'm a fast learner: I didn't know anything about computers before university, it was difficult at first but I studied hard, got high marks and can use it effectively now…. I believe that problems are really challenges and that I can solve them