英语达人们，哪位亲能帮我翻译一下下面的快板，叩谢！

Go on the stage, you happy, the judges the teacher, listen to me
Dozen ferula, rings
We walked on stage with a quick pace
Let's say today
大家听我把学习说
You listen to me say studying
英语课，真是难
English class, and it is difficult
看见单词我就烦
I'm tired of looking at the word
老师说，不要烦
The teacher said, don't bother
学习英语像吃饭
Learning English like to eat
A是葱，B是蒜
Is green, B is garlic
单词就是炒鸡蛋，
Word is scrambled eggs,
葱蒜鸡蛋加上饭
The onion garlic eggs and rice
做出一碗蛋炒饭
To make a bowl of Fried rice with egg
先吃葱，再吃蒜
Eat onion first, and then to eat garlic
接着再吃鸡蛋饭
Then eat eggs, bread
味道记在脑里面
Smell inside the brain
学会运用和“搭讪”
Learn to use and "line"
这样学习才不难
So learning is not difficult
感觉英语挺简单
Feel English is quite simple
以后再也不会烦
Later won't bother
成绩提高很明显
Improvement is very obvious
简单说一说
Simple say
总之一句话
In a word
一定记信哦
Must remember oh
认认真真仔细学
Conscientious to learn carefully
别只想着考及格
Don't just want to pass the exam
勤学多思和多问
Study more and ask more
保你进步非常快
You progress very fast
老师父母夸你乖
The teacher said you are good parents
夸你乖
Said you are good

Come out, smile, judges, to listen to my words
Playing bamboo, ringing
We walked onto the stage
What we say today
Now let me learn to say
English class, it is difficult to
I'm tired of seeing the word
The teacher said, don't bother
Learning English is like to eat
A B is the onion, garlic
The word is the fried egg
Onion and egg with rice
Make a bowl of fried rice with egg
Eat eat onions, garlic
Then eat the egg rice
Taste in mind.
And learn to use ""
This is not difficult to learn
Feel English is very simple
After that there will be no trouble
Results obvious improve
Simple to say
In a word
Remember Xin O
Conscientiously careful study
Don't just think about the exam
You think and ask
You progress very quickly
The teacher parents praise you.
Praise you.

有道词典。。。。我手机不好弄

这个也太！！！