《630版新白娘子传奇》剧本
旁白:long long ago, a moving story happened here ,it’s about love ,life, and fun
(音乐起,千年等一回)齐唱:
waiting 1000 years
1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years
I have no regret
Who said this to me
That love me forever
Only for your words
A~I won’t be regretful
Rain heart broke wind is crying
Sweety love seems to fall
West lake likes my tear
I would like to be fire with you
A~
Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years I have no regret
Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years…
1000(音乐,幻化人形)
第一幕:断桥上
旁白:the snake white and snake green became into human beings through magic power
青:“sister, is this the world of human being ? how beautiful! ”
白:“be careful , follow me!”
(闪电,下雨……)
青:“what heavy rain !”
白:“don’t worry, we have an umbrella.”
白素贞与许仙相遇……
许:“oh, my god! ”
白:“so handsome …Mr,your cloth is wet , now I have an umbrella, let us share one . ”
许:“oh, thank you, loving girl. What good weather, would you like to walk with me ? ”
白:“ok, let’s go.”
青:“sister, sister, let’s go together. ”
白:“don’t you see I’m busy ? go!”
(强盗出现)
强盗一:“the tree I planted ”
强盗二:“planted!”
强盗一:“the way I opened”
强盗二:“opened!”
强盗一:“if you want to pass the way ,”
一、二:“money.”
白:“I’m so frightened.”
许:“don’t be afraid , look at me .”
………………
白:“mr xu ,you are so smart, you saved me , you are my hero! Can, can I marry you?”
许:“oh,let’s go home. niangzi”
白:“ok.”
(二人离去)
青:“sister, sister!”
第二幕:
旁白:from then on ,miss white miss green and xuxian lived a happy life until suddenly one day ,miss green heard that the monk fahai would come.
青:“sister, what are you doing here?”
白:“xuxian hadn’t wake up , I’m thinking about our future.”
青:“I’ve known that fahai is coming here ”
白:“oh ,look, the scenery is beautiful ,if only…”
(音乐起,紧张)
法海出现
法海:“evil spirits! today, I’ll subdue you ! lady white, you have no chance to escape!”
白:“go, I’ll hit him .”(面向青)
青:“sister, don’t do it.”
白:“keep back ,don’t come any closer!”
青:“come on ,just give me your hand.”
(二人伸出手,音乐起,悲情)
旁白:fahai was about to tame miss white ,miss green was feeling anxious.
青:“odukei?? I’m not his competitor, I must go away , otherwise , who can save my sister?”
第三幕:(音乐起,赵雅芝中文网)
许仙:“I have a dream that one I can get a mba degree in harward , I have a dream ,that one I could get married with yisheng …I have a dream … ”
青:“xu, xuxian”
许仙:“oh, you look beautiful today ,what can I do for you ?”(抓住小青的手)
青(挣脱):“terrible, so terrible ,my sister was caught by a monk.. get it? ”
许:“oh, what? where is her?”
青:“follow me ,quickly!”
第四幕:
许仙:“fahai,come out!”
法海:“who’s calling me? Today’s young men is more and more impolite!”
许仙:“fuck,give my wife back”
法海:“emituofo,shanzaishanzai,your wife is a monster ”
许仙:“fuck,who’s monster? I only know , suzhen is my wife .”
法海:“ok I will show you her nature”
(法海从包里拿出照妖镜,对准白素贞,白蛇倒下)
(神雕侠侣音乐起)
许仙:“are you really a monster?”
白:“yes,I had cheated you ,I’m a monster.”
周围:“kill her kill her”
许仙:“shut up!”“yes, she is a monster ,she should be killed, but as her husband ,how can I
Live without her ,no matter you are human being or a monster, I’ll love you forever. ”
白:“xianggong”
许仙:“niangzi”
法海:“go to die!”
(两人拉手,难舍难分,音乐起,泰坦尼克)
白蛇显出原形,法海用钵盂收走
许仙:“oh, my love ,my love.”“I’ll save her no matter how hard it is !”
第五幕:
旁白:miss white was taken by fahai,in the leifeng tower ,miss white telephoned her huaband outside
白:“honey,the tower is so hard that you can’t get in ”
许仙:“don’t be afraid, my dear ,we’ll come soon.but I don’t know how to do?”
白:“oh,I know,we can turn guanyin Buddha for help。”
许仙:“oh, get it,I’ll go to nanhai now,waiting me,wife!”
旁白:as soon as xuxian heard it,he hurried went to nanhai
许仙遇见观音:“guanyin buddha ,you are so beautiful today ”
观音:“oh,really?”
许仙:“of cause,you are the most beautiful lady I have seen”
观音:“well,tell me what’s up?”
许仙:“my wife was caught by a bad monk ,now she is arrested in leifeng tower”
观音:“oh,I have known it ,but you know a monster isn’t allowed to marry human being ,so she should be punished”
许仙:“why??why is that?I’d rather it’s me be punished,guanyin Buddha ,just let me replace her ”
观音:“though I couldn’t help you,you can turn the famous terrorist for help,emituofo,shanzaishanzai”(转身离开)
许仙:“terrorist??where to find one?”
观音忽然回头:“forgot to tell you,benladeng is wanted by American government ,so,now he is hiding in china…”
许仙:“oh yeah ,great!”
旁白:after searching for several days ,xuxian got the news that benladeng is in tianjin foreign studies university
许仙:“hi,brother,I caught some trouble,can you help me?”
本拉登:“is it the tower?I have heard of that from my guys,easy,but,why do i help you?”
许仙:“well,I have a sister called little qing ,who is famous for her beauty in china ,if you help me…”
本拉登:“great,hurry up,don’t waste time!”
(炸弹声响起,白蛇获救)
白:“xianggong”
许仙:“niangzi”“let me introduce ,this is mr benladeng”
白:“thank you for helping me”
本拉登:“a piece of cake ,I’m good at it!”
青跑过来抱住白:“sister!I have never thought we could meet again ”
本拉登:“a!!”小青也惊叹…
*******
白:“what’s wrong?”
许仙:“it’s love”
白:“let’s go together”
青:“don’t you see i’m busy now?”
(二人走,谢幕)
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《假如给新白娘子传奇换个名字,叫什么好》。
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