求笑话， 我要翻译英语，要简单的不要太长

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his
mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two
cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to
her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy
of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of
cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese
into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother,
sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

真想有个步步高打火机，拿着教科书，哪里不会点哪里，so easy!

甲：从前有一个傻子，他只会说“没有”，你有没有听过这个笑话