求英语好的人帮我翻译一下这段话

你想干什么，想打开它吗？你有想过后果吗？你知道它后面隐藏着什么吗？可能是一堆书，可能是一堆枪械，可能是一条隧道。后果可能会让你欣喜，让你疯狂，让你死亡。喜悦吧？恐怖吧？哈哈哈！噢，我疯了，我就对你说这么多，你可以倾听我的忠告，也可以当我放屁，当请你三思而后行，如果你考虑好了。

What do you want, do you want to open it? Have you thought about the consequences? Do you know what's hidden inside it? Maybe it's a pile of books, or a pile of firearms, or a tunnel. The results can make you happy, crazy, or dead. Excited? Afraid? Hahaha. I'm crazy, and I'll only tell you this much. You can listen to my advice, or you can pretend I'm talking nonsense, but I hope that you will consider carefully before acting, if you've already thought it over.

尽量通俗易懂 ～ ♥ 自己认真翻译的，应该比较地道，敬请采纳、