求一个内涵笑话

刚入学的时候，全班自我介绍。 一男同学走上讲台：“我叫王鹏，来自北京，我爱下棋！”说完就下去了，下一位是个女生，该女娇羞地走上讲台，忐忑不安地自我介绍：“我……我叫夏琪……”。

变态

害羞的小白久久不敢向女朋友求婚。女朋友忍不住问他：“小白，是不是有话对我说?”小白吞吞吐吐地答道：“是，是的，我想，想问你，你愿意死后葬在我家的祖坟吗?”

Husband and wife care between the two legs asked: What is this?
Wife answered: This is the party!
Husband said: I want to join the party, is it OK?
Wife: I understand the feelings of joining the party, but the formal entry into the party also requires the following conditions:
1: You must be too hard, and the door of the party is open to you;
2: Your gun must be completely obeyed by the party!
3: If you enter my party, you cannot enter another party;
4: Be absolutely loyal to the party and swear to defend the purity of the party;
5: Do not allow to be motivated to join the party before entering the party;
6: We must make bold innovations with the times, and promote harmony within the party from all angles and perspectives;
7: Party fees must be paid on time every month;
8: Be brave, don't be afraid of sacrifice, never rebel!
Can the above eight party requirements be achieved?
Husband excitedly raised his right hand and said: I swear, I volunteer to join the party, meet the party's needs, obey the party's command, implement the party's tasks, strictly abide by the party's laws, conserve the party's secrets, be loyal to the party, and do our best. The party struggles for life and actively cooperates with the party's actions. It is ready to sweat for the party, and it will never be rebellious.
Wife said: You are going to join the party, the party needs you!