求一篇英语值日报告！有点急！

Hi everybody, I am on duty today, and I'm long for this. It is Friday today, and the weather is quite fine. Let me talk about my hobbies. My favorite sport is basketball, and I play basketball with my classmates every week. And basketball is always tied with NBA, so I also love watching NBA games. There're a lot of super stars in NBA, in which Kobe Bryant is my favorite. He plays quite well, and I am fascinated in his excellent cutting in, perfect shooting, and aggressive guarding. In the last game of 2008-2009, Kobe Bryant led his team beaten Autland Magic, and won the prize. How I wish I could be the same with him!OK, these are what I wanna say, and you can ask me directly if there is any questions. Thank you
大家好，今天是我值日，我盼望着一天已经很久了。今天是星期五，天气太棒了！让我来谈谈我的爱好吧！ 我最喜爱的运动是篮球，几乎每周我都会和我的同学打篮球。而篮球离不开NBA。所以，看NBA也是我最大的爱好之一。NBA里有许多球星，KOBE BRYANT是我最崇拜的。他打球非常厉害，飘逸的突破，精准的投篮以及凶悍的防守都让我佩服不已。就在NBA2008-2009赛季的总决赛中，KOBE BRYANT率领他的湖人队击败了魔术队，获得了总冠军。我多么希望我能有他那样的成就啊！ 好了，这就是我想说的，如果你们有什么问题的话可以来问我。谢谢

Hello,dear teacher.I'm on duty today.It's Friday today. It's a sunny day. There's no cloud at all in the sky.
Next, it's my show time. Today, I'd like to tell a job to all of you and I hope you can enjoy it.(笑话内容)Mr. Smith asks John,"What is 4 minus（减） 4?". John doesn't know the answer. Mr. Smith is so angry and asks him again."You see, if I put 4 coins in your pocket and there's a hole in your pocket and all the coins leak out, what is left in your pocket?" "The hole."replys John.
Tha's my job today. I hope you will like it and have a nice day.
参考：百度
祝你开心如意！O(∩_∩)O~~

My family
I have a happy family.My mother is a teacher.she likes singing.and she likes eating hot pot .she likes piaying sports.so she is very healthy.my mother is strict with me.
My father is a policeman.his work is kind of dangerous he likes reading newspaper.he likes eating hot pot too.but he doesn't doing sports.
I'm a girl,I'm fourteen years old. I like eating hot pot best.and I like playing tennis best.
This is my family.