求英语绕口令！长一些的，大概90秒读完。

英语绕口令都是些搞笑或无厘头的，没有励志的。How many cookies could agood cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook asmuch cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. 一个好厨师能和一个会做小甜饼的好厨师做一样多的小甜饼。如果一个好厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少个小甜饼呢？

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.完
Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more
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Betty Bodder bought some butter,
but, she said, this butter's bitter.
if I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter.
And she put it her batter,
And her batter wasn't bitter.
So it was better Betty Bodder bought a bit of better butter!

A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?