翻译 关于床的种类 什么意思？

Twin Bed是单人床(有时也是两张单人床中的一张，不过一般说的是单人床；（成对床之一的）成对单人床。
Double Bed是标准双人床，就是宽1.4米的那种，Queen Bed是1.5宽的，最大的是King Bed快2米宽.
曾经在一个国外的旅馆报价上看见过Queen Room、King Room的，可能有关。
Queen Room:
Room for 2 persons. Nicely equipped and Individually decorated room with a queensize bed. Writing desk with multilingual programmed direct dial telephone and wireless broadband internet acces. Television with remote control, cable and moviechannels. Multi-alarm clock radio. Bathroom with shower and toilet.

King Room:
Room for 2 persons. Spacious and individually decorated rooms with a four-poster or canape bed, seating area with two comfortable chairs and table, writing desk with multi lingual programmed direct dial telephone and wireless broadband internet acces. Television with remote control, cable and moviechannels. Multi-alarm clock radio. Bathroom with shower and toilet.

双胞胎的纤维床
全面的纤维床
皇后纤维床
国王纤维床

哈哈，这个翻译很。。。幽默。。。