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Transfer a 4-year-old german shepherd dog because career change of restaurant in small town

The dog has been injected with vaccinum, with no certificate but it is obedient and docile. Please feel free to contace me If you live in county town or rural area. Try not to bother me if you live in the city. If you belong to public security organs, procuratorial organs and people`s courts, I could send it to you for free. I`ll be satisfied if you just give me some tips for me to get some cigarette. If it is OK with you, come and get it. There`s pictures as follows

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Town restaurant to transfer two 4 years old German ShepherdLay a vaccine, no permit, trained, obedient meek, county and country contact, city one, justice and forces can be free, individual slightly charge a small cigarette money, what come on, drawings

Play the vaccine；No documents；be training；Obedient docile；The county and in the country's contact；City don't bother；And the army can carries free，A little bit a little bit of smoke the personal money；Interesting come；Appended drawings（不知道是否准确，如有能力还是请专业的看看吧~用翻译软件翻译给你的）