英语值日报告！！！最好是第三课（因为我们才学到第三课）要原文和翻译，不要有语法错误

Hey, classmates. I am on duty today. My name is .... Today is Friday. Today's weather is sunny. Now,listen to my question:
Do you want to know something about me? Then listen to the content below.
I was born on August 22, 1996 in Chongqing, my dream is to be a designer, I do not even have a reason.I Just think this is funny.
My favorite star is Zhou Xingchi, because he is so funny, His movies are very good,they always make me laugh. Another star I likes is Cheng Long, His movies are are nice too. He was a real effort, I like him very much.
I also like jokes too, and I will tell you one now。
One man`s watch was robbed In a bus . So a Police asked the man:“ when there is someone robbing of your watch, why do not you ask for help? ”The man replied:“ If I open my mouth to speak, they will find my four gold teeth. It will be much worse.”
Please listen to it again.
Now, please answer my question.
1.when and where I was born?
2.I have two favorite stars，who are they ?
3. Why do I like them? Please answer them apart.
4. Why did not the man ask for help when he was robbed of?
A. Because he did not know that he was robbed of。B.Because he did not want to ask for help C.Because his watch have not been robbed of D.If he opened his mouth, they would find his four gold teeth. It Would be much worse.
5. Do you think there is something wrong with the man?
That`s all。 Thank you.