请帮我把下面这个笑话翻译成英语

一女子下夜班，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。男子大惧，哇哇大叫奔逃。

A woman of night, a man following engage in illegal activities, women's or even pass by, graveyard, suddenly have a brain wave, to the tomb : Dad, I'm back, open the door. Men fear, shouted to flee.

女子心安，正要离开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：闺女，你又忘了带钥匙啊。女子惊骇，也哇哇奔逃。

Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave sepulchral voice: girl, you forgot to take the key. Women's fear, also to flee.

这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说：靠，耽误我工作，吓死你们！盗墓的话音刚落，发现旁边有个老头正拿著凿子刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒地说，NND，他们把我的名字刻错了……盗墓的大惧，哇哇叫著奔逃。

Then from the Tomb Raider: drilled a say on, keep me, scared the shit out of you! The voice just fell, was found next to a man with a chisel carved tombstones, curious, ask, the old man said angrily, NND, they put my name wrong ... ... The big fear, croak to flee.

老头冷笑一声：“靠，敢和我抢生意，还嫩点儿… 正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正在吃惊，突然一个声音说：“你找死呀！乱改我家的门牌号！！”。老头屁滚尿流，滚下山坡！

The old man laughed: "depend, dare and I get business, still wet behind the ears ... Just then, one not careful chisel fell on the ground, the old man was found, a bend, found chisel grip in the grass of the hand, the old man is surprised, suddenly a voice said:" do you have a death wish! Chaos to change my number!!". The old man scare the shit out of sb., rolling down the hill!

这时一拾荒者从草丛爬出，“他娘的，搞一块铁也得费这么大的神！

一女子下夜班，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。男子大惧，哇哇大叫奔逃。

A woman of night, a man following engage in illegal activities, women's or even pass by, graveyard, suddenly have a brain wave, to the tomb : Dad, I'm back, open the door. Men fear, shouted to flee.

女子心安，正要离开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：闺女，你又忘了带钥匙啊。女子惊骇，也哇哇奔逃。

Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave sepulchral voice: girl, you forgot to take the key. Women's fear, also to flee.

这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说：靠，耽误我工作，吓死你们！盗墓的话音刚落，发现旁边有个老头正拿著凿子刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒地说，NND，他们把我的名字刻错了……盗墓的大惧，哇哇叫著奔逃。

Then from the Tomb Raider: drilled a say on, keep me, scared the shit out of you! The voice just fell, was found next to a man with a chisel carved tombstones, curious, ask, the old man said angrily, NND, they put my name wrong ... ... The big fear, croak to flee.

老头冷笑一声：“靠，敢和我抢生意，还嫩点儿… 正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正在吃惊，突然一个声音说：“你找死呀！乱改我家的门牌号！！”。老头屁滚尿流，滚下山坡！

The old man laughed: "depend, dare and I get business, still wet behind the ears ... Just then, one not careful chisel fell on the ground, the old man was found, a bend, found chisel grip in the grass of the hand, the old man is surprised, suddenly a voice said:" do you have a death wish! Chaos to change my number!!". The old man scare the shit out of sb., rolling down the hill!

这时一拾荒者从草丛爬出，“他娘的，搞一块铁也得费这么大的神！

Then a scavengers climbing out from the bushes," his mother, a piece of iron have so much god!
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咱们中国的文化众所周知 翻译成英文 能否翻译回来 就要翻译很多遍的..........

One woman, a night shift under men followed have a malicious intent, and the woman, a fear of, pass by, leaps to his grave, said: dad, I'm back, open the door! The big fear, shouted his men fled.

Woman's mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the tomb spooky voice: the girl, you forgot to bring my key! Woman and an astonishment, and also fled his.

Then from the grave drills a robs a tomb of say: depend, delay me work, frighten to death you!!!!! The robs a tomb, oddly, found that there was a old man is holding chisel moment, curious, ask the tombstone, old man said angrily, NND, they put my name carved wrong... The big fear, robs a tomb for call the fled.

The old man sneer at 1: "depend, dare and I grab business, still wet behind the ears... spoke, ?