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Of course is really...
I think we two very funny... But don't know funny point where... Ha... But every time received your message will be very happy.
Off work? For dinner? Today, good?
Hong Kong really hot. Hot to don't want to eat dinner. Have been eating mango

Of course, is true ..
I think we two very funny .. but do not know where the point of funny .. ha .. but each time it receives your message will be very happy ..
Work it? Dinner yet? Today had you?
Hong Kong is really good hot .. hot to not want to have to eat dinner .. mango

of course it is true
I find we are very funny, but I don not know why...haha...but i feel very happy to receive your message.
Did you knock off？Did you have dinner? did you have a good time today?
it is so hot in Hongkong taht i don not want to have dinner.i kept eating mango。