我要一篇英语小笑话```谁帮帮我 急用啊````谢拉

Foot in Mouth A young mother enliserd the help of a friend in taking her infant identical twins to the docwomen.Since the waiting area was full,the twowomen,each with a twin,were seated on opposite sides of the romm.After a few minutes someone commented,"It's anazing how much those two babies look alike!''The friend was quick to repiy,"Well, they should.They have the same father.''不中听的话 一位年轻的妈妈请她的一位朋友帮她把她的双胞胎抱去看医生.侯诊室里人很多,这两个女人便一人抱一个孩子分别坐在侯诊室的两边.过了一会儿有人说;"真有意思这两个孩子长得这么的像这位朋友很快地回答道当然了他们是同一个爸爸的孩子.''

someone was on his way home when he passed a house and saw through the window a woman hitting a small boy over the head with a loaf of bread,
next day he passed ,and the next ,and the next,and each time the woman was hitting the boy on the head with a loaf of bread .
finally one Tuesday when he passed ,he saw her hitting the boy on the head with a cake
Hello he said ,putting his head in through the window ,run out of bread today ?
of course not ,reply the woman ,it is his birthday

Passport in France

The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

- "You ´ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

- "Zen, you should know enough to ´ave your passport ready for inspection."

The American said,
- "The last time I was here, I didn´t have to show it."

- "Impossible. You Americans alwayz ´ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,

- "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in ´44; I couldn´t find any Frenchmen to show it to!"

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拯救大兵雷恩的Omaha海滩，哈哈。。。