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Hello xxx, we have had no touch for a long time, I miss you very much, are you OK? Oh, what are you busy with recently? UH ... In fact, this time I write to you, I want to get your,help. I feel very ashamed that I could give you some trouble,but I'm really sorry.

I hope you can help me and forgive me, I will be eternally grateful, so once again to thank you.

Alas ... It is my great pleasure to get your help ,once again I thank your tolerance for me!

Well,, these are some questions I met , Ah! My good friend, I really hope to get your help . Remember that we should be always in touch with each other., of course, my friend, I also wish you have good health、work perfectly and learn progress smoothly,if it is free in the future ,please touch as uaual, goodbye.!

Hello xxx, the liberty of writing to you may disturb to you .SoI am sorry, we have had no touch for a long time, I miss you very much, Oh, what are you busy with? You okay ? The other days I've heard that you're lucky, there must be something good happening in your life, right? Oh, congratulations to you!

I'm very happy that my good friend is successful ,once again to congratulate to you, Oh, you're really lucky, there is an old saying in China : "Even if you become rich, do not forget each other." Don't forget me the good friend, HA HA, it is only a joke, never mind!

Ladies and gentlemen, please note that below there is a very important notice to tell you, please listen to it , the content of notification is very important,.I also hope our friends who heard the notice will note publicity and tell it to those who have not heard the notice.

I would like to say thanks, the content of notification is...
Above is what I want to inform you, thank you all for listening, goodbye!

You are working very hard.
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You good xxx, we were very already long have not related, I unusual thought of you, you were good recently? Ha-ha, recently in busy what? …Actually this time writes a letter to you, I have the matter wish to be troublesome you, I feel the unusual embarrassment, must put to trouble to you, I was really sorry very much,
I hoped very much you can help me/to forgive me, I will be deeply grateful, expressed thanks once more in this to you.
Oh…Can obtain your help/to forgive, because will be my greatest being honored you expresses thanks tolerantly once more in this to me! has been good, like this, the above is I some questions! Good friend, I really hoped very much after obtaining your help/to forgive, our also persevering relation, certainly, the friend, here I also wishes your health, the work to be smooth, the study progresses, later will have free time relates again, goodbye.
You good xxx, takes the liberty to write a letter to you, possibly will disturb to you will really be embarrassed, we were very already long have not related, I will think of you, ha-ha, what recently were you being busy at? Recently was good? I heard couple days ago, you were very lucky, have the good deed to occur on your body, to? Oh, congratulates you!
Their good friend have an achievement I to be very also happy, expresses the congratulation once more in this to you, ha-ha, you may suffice luckily really, China has an old saying: “the careless riches and honor, do not forget.”Had the advantage to be possible not to forget my this friend, was only cracks a joke, do not mind!
Ladies gentlemen, ask everybody to pay attention, below has a very important notice to tell everybody, asks everybody to pay attention listens, comrade's content is important, also hoped that will hear the notice to seal the glaze to inform to propagandize, will tell these not to hear clearly with friends which has not heard me thought here everybody will express thanks, the notice content is…
Above is I wants to inform everybody's content, will thank everybody's listening to, goodbye!
You laborious

晕，这么多就50分啊

hello xxx, long time no see, I miss you very muchu , is every thing going well? Ha-ha,What are you donging recently ? …Actually this time write to you, I have a matter which may be troublesome you, I feel the unusual embarrassment, must put to trouble to you, I was really very sorry ,
I hoped very much you can help me/to forgive me, I will be grateful, expressed thanks once more in this to you.
well, all above is I some questions!My friend, I really hoped very much after obtaining your help/to forgive, our also persevering relation, certainly, the friend, here I also wishes your health, the work to be smooth, the study progresses
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Hello XXX, we haven't contacted, I really missed you, you recently? Ha ha, have you been up to lately? Uh... Actually this writes to you, I am something want to bother you, I feel very embarrassed, and will give you trouble, I'm really sorry,
I really hope you can help me/forgive me, I will appreciate, again here to thank you.
Alas... Get your help/forgive, that will be my great honour again here because you thank to my tolerance.
Ok, ok, above is my out some questions, ah! Good friends, I really hope for your help/forgive later we have often contact well, of course, friend, here I wish you healthy, the work is smooth, the study progress, later free again contact right, goodbye.

Hello XXX, take the liberty of writing to you, may bother to you really sorry, we haven't contacted, I miss you, ha ha, what are you doing recently? Recently? I heard a few days ago, you are lucky to have good thing happened in your body, right? Oh, congratulations!
His good friend achievement and I'm glad to, again here to congratulate you, ha ha, you can really enough lucky ah, there's an old Chinese saying: "GouFuGui, not in my mind." Have the benefits don't forget me this friend, ha ha, is only a joke, don't mind!

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention., please, here is a very important notice to tell you, please listen carefully to the content is very important, comrades, hoping to hear notice will be notified to propagandize the sealing glair, to those who didn't listen to whites not heard friends
Here I want to thank everybody, notice the content is...
Above is my to inform everyone's content, and we thank you for your listening, bye-bye!