No.1 A helping hand 伸出援手
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye
My family
My name is LuZheng , I’m 10 years old . I’m a student . They are five people in my family . My father , mother , grandpa and grandma . My father, LuZhiBiao is an engineer .He is 42 years old . he is thin and He likes running . My mother, GuoWenYu is a teacher , She is 41 years old . She is fat and she likes driving car . My grandpa and grandma, GuoJianSheng and PanZhiCun are retired , they are over 70 years old . All of them love me and I love them , too .
This is my family .
today i will tell you a joke. long long ago,there was a young man ,and he wanted to marry a girl.he asked if the girl would marry him.the girl said :" I will if you can give me a ring".while the boy said :"ok,please tell me you phone number and i will give you a call everyday."