请帮忙翻译一首英文歌词。。

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人总是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你当成垃圾一样对待，
我并不是发自内心这样做的，
但是偏偏你只跟坏男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照你希望的那样对待你。

I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don’t really care
and if you ever get cold, you’ll just have to hack it
cause I’d be cold too if I gave you my jacket

我绝对不会帮你开门或帮你拉椅子。
我也不会在乎你在那边说你今天一整天怎样怎样。
如果你觉得冷的话，我只好管你去死，因为我如果把我的夹克给你的话，我也会冷阿。

like whoa!
you ain’t sitting up front
front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
and when the waiter brings out the bill, I never reach for my wallet

喂，你当然不能坐在前座阿，前坐是给我的哥儿们坐的，
你坐後车厢还差不多啦。
不管你什麼时候打给我，我绝对不会回你电话，
而当服务生把帐单拿来的时候，我是不会伸手掏钱包的。

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
but you only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人总是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你当成垃圾一样对待，
我并不是发自内心这样做的，
但是偏偏你只跟坏男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照你希望的那样对待你。

and Imma beat you in every competition
going out with the girls you better get my permission
wait no! I take that back you can’t go
house starts tonight and that’s my favorite show

然後不管我们玩什麼都不会让你，一定要赢你才爽阿。
你要跟朋友出去必须得到我的意见先。
喔，等等，当我没说，你还是甭去了。
今天晚上要播 House，那是我最喜欢的节目，你要留在家帮我录下来，我回来要看。

Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah! You do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo

『我看起来胖吗？』

超胖的阿，肥仔！
喔抱歉，我忘了牛听不懂人话，我用你的语言再说一次：

哞哞哞哞，哞哞！

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
It’s not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人总是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你当成垃圾一样对待，
我并不是发自内心这样做的，
但是偏偏你只跟坏男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照你希望的那样对待你。

but behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she’s beautiful
and show her that she’s in love
hold her hand when she’s scared
tell her how much I care
but that won’t win her heart because…

但是在我的内心深处，她比什麼都重要。
我想要告诉她，她是如此的美丽，让她知道我有多爱她。
在她害怕的时候牵著她的首，告诉她我有多在乎她。
但是这一切都无法让我得到她的芳心，因为‧‧‧

Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like trash
Not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give him my best try
To treat you the way you want me to

好人总是交不到女朋友，所以我要把你当成垃圾一样对待，
我并不是发自内心这样做的，
但是偏偏你只跟坏男人交往，所以我跟他拼了，要照你希望的那样对待你。