我要有英语的谜语，急！！！！还要有翻译。

1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can't sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of bones without the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55. What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
A map.
62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
64. Why is writing called handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.
66. How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole.
70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧师)
翻译：
1。什么房间没有墙壁，没有门，没有窗户，没有地板？
一个蘑菇。（蘑菇）
2。有什么比一个昆虫的嘴小了？
它吃什么。
3。什么大型仪器，你携带在你的耳朵呢？
鼓，就是耳膜。（鼓膜）
4。什么是在三都吃不消的，正好适合两个，但没有什么？
一个秘密。
5。什么样的人试图使你微笑的时间最多？
一名摄影师。
6。什么动物有像猫的头，像一只猫，一个像猫的尾巴，但眼下不是一只猫吗？
一只小猫。（小猫）
7。什么奇怪的事情发生，每24小时？
天已破晓，但不下降;夜幕低垂，但没有突破。
8。没有什么能听到你的耳朵和嘴可以回答你没有？
回音。（回声）
9。你知道，法国国王？
他们都死了。
10。你从来没有什么问题可以回答'是的“”
你睡着了吗？
11。为什么有些人从来不使用旧的眼镜？
他们必须喜欢眼镜瓶。
12。为什么人穿着两件衣服，而绘画的房子？
由于对油漆的指令可以说“穿上大衣两个最好的结果。”
13。哪两个词中都有数以千计的信件？
邮局。
14。什么钟表厂的工人怎么办？
他们整天都做鬼脸。
15。什么5个字母的单词有6当你离开了两个字母了吗？
六十。
16。你什么时候走的最快的赛车？
当你在上面。
17。双方做了多少房子呢？
两 - 内部和外部。
18。从来没有任何问题问什么，但总是得到答案？
一个门铃。
19。哪里哥伦布发现美洲时，他的立场？
在他的脚。
20。当男孩落水，有什么他做的第一件事情？
他首先得到湿。
21。谁是不是你的姐妹也不是你的兄弟，但仍然是你的母亲和父亲的孩子呢？
我自己。
22。什么牙，但不能吃？
一梳。
23。什么样的人可以提出解除他们的东西没有？
一个农民。
24。时间飞快为什么？
为了让所有的人谁试图杀死它了。
25。名称五个星期不用说：星期一，星期二，星期三，星期四，星期五。
前天，昨天，今天，明天一天，后天。
26。什么动物吃和饮料，它的尾巴？
都这样做。没有动物尾巴起飞时进食和饮水。
27。什么东西有，但从来没有睡软床，一大口，但从来没有说话？
一条河。
28。什么样的狗从不咬人吗？
一个热狗。
29。为什么自由女神像在纽约港的立场？
因为它不能坐下。
30。什么一看不见的人说，向其他看不见的人？
真的很高兴再次见到你不是。
31。什么都戴着帽子，但没有头？
一瓶。
32。在早上升起什么浪一整天吗？
一个标志。
33。什么是天文学家？（天文学家）？
一个有大专以上学历守夜。
34。你怎么能告诉钟表和手表是害羞吗？
因为他们总是在他们的脸上前洗手。
35。是什么风？
空气中着急。
36。之后又会是字母“A”？
所有其他字母。
37。什么是T开头，以T结尾，而且满是T？
茶壶。
38。什么字你能短加入呢？
短。
39。什么样的人是不是每个人把他的帽子摘下来呢？
一个理发师。
40。为什么男孩携带梯子到学校？
因为他要到高中。
41。你能忍受你也可以吞下？
水。
42。有什么区别一座小山上，一丸的区别？
阿山是很难站起来，一丸是很难下来。
43。为什么是没用的，寄一封信给华盛顿？
因为他死了。
44。一名医生和一名律师喜欢同一个女孩。律师走了一个星期，给了这个女孩，他离开前七个苹果。为什么呢？
由于一天一苹果，医生远离我。
45。你会怎么做，如果一个吃人的老虎是在你跑步吗？
什么也没有。因为我是个女人。
46。什么出门总是步行？
一只鞋子。
47。在哪里可以找到快乐，永远快乐？
在字典中。
48。什么是无头着高于头？
一个枕头。（枕头）
49。你为什么不做广告你丢了的狗？
他不能看。
50。没有哪一方拥有最鸟的羽毛？
外面。
51。什么是最好的东西留在炎热的天气怎么样？
酷！
52。什么是从未使用过，直到它的坏了？
一个鸡蛋。
53。什么是骨架？（骨架）
这是一个没有骨头的人对他们的很多！
54。什么是黑暗的，但光呢？
一个影子。
55。你能打破只有一个字？
沉默。
56。什么停留在室内，无论有多少次，你把它呢？
光明。
57。一个警察看见一辆卡车司机将向下一个单向街错误的方式，但并没有给他一票。为什么呢？
由于卡车司机走。
58。在哪里可以存放牛奶最好？
在一头牛。
59。哪一个可以移动更快，热或冷吗？
热，因为你可以很容易感冒。
60。有什么关于学习滑冰最难的事情？
在冰面上。
61。没有房子有什么用没有水的城市，河流和没有树木的森林？
一张地图。
62。有什么可以衡量，但没有长度，宽度或厚度？
温度。
63。是什么使比萨斜塔倾斜？
它从来不吃。
64。为什么叫笔迹写？
如果人们用自己的脚说，我们将不得不称之为footwriting。
65。如果有在世界上只有thre女孩，你怎么看他们会怎么办？
他们两个会走到一起答关于另一个交谈。
66。有多少伟人出生在伦敦吗？
无。只有婴儿。
67。你什么时候可以有一个空口袋里，仍然有办法吗？
当你在你的口袋里洞。
68。它越大，就越可以看出。是什么呢？
黑暗。
69。你拿走越多，我变得更大。我是什么？
一个洞。
70。谁可以娶很多妻子和身边他生命的？
一名神父。（牧师）