帮忙，帮忙翻译下这段文言文吧~~

英文么？
Nathan Da, judah Wu with old meaning chengcheng Nathan. Nathan benefit wrath, please clarify into the shelter, Yin to kill it. And there are twenty unique person about dearing, the iron hand for health, curb chengcheng to catch jade pillow taste, the defense, so not to send. Nathan given after about dearing, all drunk wine, borrow jade pillow view. Because the bed under "with chengcheng yue:" what DuTao communications?" Since chengcheng yue: "things can check." Nathan to hand inside, clothing, led Nathan chengcheng rejects belt as. But, because scold, put a load acted yue: "so, how Yang will and." LuRong 搤 to alex, 44, a kremlin kill of the body also its home, carrying. LiuKunWen dearing's death, the TanYue: "chengcheng." himself And, GuLi with chengcheng flat, Daniel, LangHuanZhi above work with chengcheng please add Shi. The officer, ennui after chengcheng Shi yue xian. The firstborn gianluca, early pawn. The badge, right army syma.

A story of Mr. Cheng Wang,who was an scholar of ancient Chinese Jin Dynasty.

大哥啊，太长了吧！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

这，这，这……也太短点了吧！！