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The boss table sharply posters, screen background is tiger photos, top write: markov whitening essence professional for women. Do you have "ambition"? You want to be the "master"? You want to be the "boss"? Markov international is you toward life peak "platform", "space" and "the chiangnan"! The international famous hairdressing technology group seeking planning, design several, request full-time bachelor degree or above. Below are two MEDALS, "supreme beauty award" "the good faith try fan unit".
CAI: horse dong, bad, let the markov whitening essence was investigated for commerce, are unqualified products online publication?
Horse: what those? Mo nasty mo panic. Oh, what horse horse dong dong, said many times, in the sight of men call the chairman, in office called big jiu! Don't know thought closestool and leak?
CAI: big jiu, that do?
Horse: change a name, redesign the packaging, immediately the New Year, and have a promotion what of. (see advertising posters) is changed to call tiger brand whitening essence!
CAI: zha promotion?
Horse: let the man?
CAI: have an interview this afternoon, in 500 done.
Horse: that give him some piece of white paper, let him to write a planning scheme, 3000 words above.
(fan)
Fan: now work hard to find, paragraph time online resume 180 much portion, hair only received eight interview telephone, three of whom still not invited, all claims to be the international financial group, hair credit card, selling insurance, illegal fry foreign exchange. Recently, simply a? No, I thought, every mobile phone is out for a couple of their number. The economic crisis comes, cheats and thieves team also expanded. Still have to guard against those by recruiting cheat money, what things are not to receive the money. Packet adance, money, mobile phone clutching don't throw a guy who had run!
(SMS ring) thank you apply for markov enterprise group international advertising planning position, please today at 2 o 'clock afternoon to international building 18 building interview.
Fan: this message sent quite timely oh, yesterday came to the phone.
CAI: hello, markov international.
Fan: hello, I'm here for an interview.
CAI: so, we have questions, you should do it. A finished, here are media interview our chairman articles, you should read carefully. Then our chairman would personally interview.
(finish see thick clippings)
CAI: read? You this way, please.
Horse: your proposal, I saw it really didn't want to.
Fan: unexpectedly? Unexpectedly is good or bad?
Horse: I mean to make you understand, I still boss?
H: I'll describe under company. Markov group headquarters in USA Los Angeles, 98 entered in China's future was established immediately, 02 laboratory company, to life science, gene engineering and health hairdressing research. Our strategy is to use 3-5 years in the United States, Japan established 5 branches, with 3-5 years was established in China 15 branch, 88 home core joining trader, to global customers to provide professional service. In such a rapid development process, talent is our greatest desire, I always think, most valuable minute is the investment in employee one minute. Buffett said, life was like, more important is to find a long slope. Believe markov international success is your young man the longest slope.
Fan: climbing ah.
Horse: this is our company integrity honour medal. In the whole province...
Fan: you wait, excuse me, the chairman, the good faith "try try fan unit" wrong? Should be expressed "shows".
H: yeah, well, probably like you, come after also have probation, brand have just bought, no, just took a few days. You have what strengths?
Fan: planning.
Horse: that 4 trillion know? 4 behind so much zero, can give us planning several zero?
Fan: it is national large projects, estimate not.
Horse: markov international in sales this year will exceed 8 billion, our goal is 5 years into the world's top 500! My leader as the enterprise, into the charts, for many years, what didn't enter it, list what.
Fan: Forbes?
Horse: it si. The company has entered the listed countdown! To American that what spartak, this is our listed countdown 2000 days celebration photos.
Fan: nasdaq?
Horse: yes, march nasdaq.
Fan: you wait, 2000 days I calculate how many years is?
Horse: don't forget it, we must let the earth the person all know markov international to launched, (take out a broken gongs) look, opening tapping gongs all ready.
(brought) fan: a bit see gongs familiar? ShuaHou?
(scheme give CAI) horse: to apply for design, let him make according to the planning scheme design draft, he said inspection his thinking is correct. Is the mule is horse, pull out here.biking.
Horse: test your observation ability. If ah, if you have huge property unable to explain clearly, what do you say?
Fan: what else, real estate market will bai.
Horse: test your response ability. Now if god were parked outside of the window, you will go in eight ships? If it can literally go to any place, you will ask it take you?
Fan: of course! Go where? Los Angeles?
Horse: martensite in Los Angeles old famous international, out of the airport, tell the taxi driver directly to MaFu.
Horse: to test your ability to judge. Do you take the elevator up to the tenth floor, the floor of each layer of the elevator door are putting a diamond, diamond size. Each floor elevator door would open the once, can only take a diamond, ask how to get the biggest star?
Fan: oneself feel great hurried take with you in case of elevator breaks? Case of power?
Horse: you interview answer questions ah must pause 2 seconds and be sure to understand my meaning.
CAI: your last two problem what meaning?
Horse: nothing, I mean is to let him muddleheaded ground back.
Horse: do you have any questions to ask?
Fan: company annual leave, what are they?
Horse: annual leave? Chinese New Year holiday? Of course.
CAI: he said is annual leave with salary.
Horse: paid? Don't go to work? I've never received employees such leave applications. In our city, Saturday work: don't you know?
Teresa: how to sign the contract?
Horse: one year, the probation period a sign for half a year.
Fan: legal provision, one year, the probation period cannot exceed contract words 2 months.
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