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The police caught the thief, A gang rob spelled r-e-g-u-l-a-r ask: why Thanksgiving still will rob thing, rogue A: my mother is good to me, but I was laid-off, nothing to thank mommy, too sorry mommy, have to rob j. Thieves B: my wife with the housework every day for your home, hand day by day, even a coarsen golden jewelry all have no, I feel so sorry for her, and together they came. Thieves C: my son study hard, but I could not afford to send him to study abroad, I too sorry he, I had to tell them together! The police wanted to think: cry to: my little wife didn't name no portion of the everyday follow me, but I have nothing valuable things to give him, too sorry him! You have stolen goods, return half back, points it to me, you are back gratitude!

Police arrested a gang of thieves robbed gold shop and asked: Why have to fight for something Thanksgiving, ah, thieves A: My mom treats me very well, but I laid off, nothing to thank Mommy, I am so sorry mommy but to try to steal the gold shop. Rogue B: My wife housework for the family every day, hand a thicker every day, and even a gold jewelry are not, I feel so sorry for her, and on and they came together. Rogue C: my son to study hard, but I have no money to send him to school, I am so sorry for him, and I had to one up with them! Police thought for a while: crying to: my mistress did not name the day were with me, I did not give him anything of value, so I'm sorry he was! You put the stolen things back half of the back, points a little to me, you all go back to Thanksgiving!