第一个故事楼下已经翻译了 那我来翻译下面一个:)
故事三
The third story
一艘游轮遭遇海难,船上有对夫妻好不容易来到救生艇前,艇上只剩一个位子,这时男人却把女人推向身后独自爬上了救生艇。
'A ship was suffering a severe marine peril. A couple struggled hard and finally reached the lifeboat. However, only one seat was left in the boat, and the man suddenly pushed his wife back and jumped onto the boat alone.
女人在渐沉的大海上,向男人喊了一句话……
In the last minutes before drowing, the woman cried a word to her husband.. '
讲到这里,朋友问我:“你猜,女人会喊出什么话?”我情绪激愤,说“我恨你”?“我瞎了眼”?
Then my friend stopped this story and asked me "give a guess, what do you think the woman said?" I guessed angryly"I hate you? or how blind I was?"
朋友说:女人喊了句——照顾好我们的孩子!”下面,我把这个故事讲完。”
The friend denied me"She said, 'take care of our child'. And I will give you the following story"
轮船沉没了,男人回到家乡,独自带大女儿。多年后,男人病故,女儿整理遗物时,发现了父亲的日记。原来,父亲和母亲乘坐游轮时,母亲已患了绝症。关键时刻,父亲冲向了那唯一的生机,他在日记中写道:“我多想和你一起沉入海底,可我不能。为了女儿,我只能让你一个人长眠在深深的海底……”
The ship had sinked, and the father came back home and raised up their daughter. While many years later, when the man had died of illness, their daughter found the diary of her father when collecting his remains. The truth was, during the traval, the woman had already got a fatal illness, and at the main point, the facther gripped the only chance of surviving. In his diary, he said"how much I wished to sink with you into the dark seabed, however I cannot. For our daughter, I can only give you away, aee you resting under the deep deep sea....."
全手工翻译完的,用了我觉得最好的措辞,不过这是个好故事呢
The three shock story story if you know a woman is pregnant, she has given birth to 8 children, including 3 ears deaf, 2 eye blind, a smart enough, and she had syphilis, excuse me, would you recommend her to have an abortion? Don't rush to answer second questions, please listen to me. Story two now to elect a leader, and your vote is very important, here are some facts about 3 candidates: candidates A: deal with some dishonest politicians, and astrology. He had an affair, is a heavy smoker, drink 8 to 10 cups a day of the Martini. Candidate B: he has 2 times by the dismissal records, sleeping till noon, when the University of opium, and every evening will drink a whiskey. Candidate C: he is a decorated war hero, vegetarian, do not smoke, only occasionally drink a little beer. Never had the affair. Excuse me, who would you choose among these candidates? Candidate A is Franklin I, candidate B is Winston Churchill, a candidate C is Adolf Hitler. See the answer to this question, you would suggest the woman to have an abortion? Some might say that without considering this issue, we are the major aims of education for many years, have so many crooked melon bad dates, in the chaos on the other. I recommend her to have an abortion. I want to tell you, you kill Beethoven, she is the mother of Beethoven! Scared? Thought you think good answer, only to kill Beethoven, created the Hitler? Story three one the ship suffered shipwreck, the ship a couple finally came to the boat before the boat, there was only one seat, the man was the woman behind alone climbed the lifeboat. The woman in the gradually sink in the sea, called a word to the men...... Here, a friend asked me: "you guess, a woman will cry out what words?" I am angry, said "I hate you"? "I'm blind"? The friend say: the woman shouted -- to take care of our children!" Here, I brought this story." The ship sank, the man returned home, alone with her daughter. Years later, the man died, her daughter finishing relics, found his father's diary. Originally, the mother and father take a cruise ship, the mother has been suffering from a terminal illness. The critical moment, father rushed to the only life, he wrote in his diary: "I want to sink into the sea and you, I can't. For a daughter, I will make you a person buried in the depths of the sea......"分享到:
There are three small storiesSuppose you know a woman who is pregnant,And she have already gave birth to eight children, which three of them were deaf, two of them were blind, one lack of intelligence, and the women also have syphilis So if you can decide , would you recommend her abortion?Don't rush to answer, please listen to my second story.Story two is to elect a leader now, and your ticket is very critical,Here are some facts about three candidates:Candidate A: He have connections with some dishonest politicians, and know the star astrology.He is a Heartbreaker , a heavy smoker, and drink 8 to 10 cups of martinez a day.
Candidate B: He had fired twice in the past record, sleeping until noon, when he study in the university he smoking opium, and in the evening drink a quart of whiskey.
Candidate C: he is an honored war hero and a vegetarian, don't smoke, only drink a bit beer occasionally.at present he is a good guy.Please tell me which candidates you would like to choose, ?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt,Candidate B is Winston Churchill,Candidate C is the Doffer Hitler.See the answer to this question again.Would you recommend that women to abortion?we should to consider about it, We were educated for many years of eugenic and superior nurture, raise so many crooked melon will be foolish,so don't messed up any more.I will say yes to the No.1 question.
Okay ,I want to tell you, you killed Beethoven, and that woman is Beethoven's mother!
Amazing!?You think it will be a good answer, But you make a big fault and killed Beethoven, Ceated Hitler.
Three shocking short stories.
Story one: If you know a woman is pregnant, and she is also the mother of 8 children,of which 3 are deaf, 2 are blind, and one is amentia, at the same time, she suffers from syphilis, will you suggest her to have induced abortion? Do not hurry up to give an answer. Please look at the second story. There will be a presidential election, and the vote you hold is really crucial. The introductions of the three candidates are as follows. Candidate A has close relationship with some dishonest politicians. He also knows the divination. He has extramarital affairs and keeps the bad habits of smoking and drinking 8 to10 martinis a day.Candidate B has been fired two times before. He always lies in until noon the next day. He used to hit the pipe in college. He drinks a quart of whiskey every dusk. He is faithful to marriage and has never had extramarital affairs. CandidateC is a meritorious hero, vegetarian and non-smoker. He just drinks beer occasionally. He has never had extramarital affairs. Who will you vote among the three candidates? Candidate A is Franklin Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. CandidateC is Adolf Hitler. Will you still suggest the woman to have induced abortion after you have known the answer of the question? Someone may think there is no need to consider this question. Prepotency policy has deeply rooted in our mind. Giving birth to another baby is a kind of trouble since she has delivered so many. Therefore, I suggest her to have induced abortion. However, if I tell you that the baby she will deliver is Beethoven, will you be surprised and shocked? You thought you had made a right choice, but Beethoven, a genius, is strangled, while Hitler, a dictator, is created. The story three is about a marine peril of a cruise ship. A couple in the ship had made tremendous effort to find a lifeboat. Unfortunately, there was only one untaken seat. At this moment, the man pushed the woman away and boarded the lifeboat alone. As the woman sank gradually down into the boundless ocean, she yelled to the man…A friend of me asked me what did the woman yelled. I was enraged, and guessed “I hate you” or “It is a big mistake to have married you”. My friend guessed “Take good care of our kid”. Now, I will continue my story. After the ship sank into the ocean, the man returned to his hometown and brought her daughter up to adult alone. Many years later, the man succumbed to illness. Her daughter found his diary when she sorted out her father’s remains. Actually, her mother had already suffered from a fatal illness when the ship they took sank to the ocean. At that crucial moment, the man seized the only way to survive. He wrote in his diary “I really want to sink with you. But I know, I can’t. For the sake of our daughter, there is only one thing I can do, that is leave you sleeping in the bottom of the ocean alone.”