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　　I used to lying in bed with a mobile phone to watch drama through night. When I found it was morning and I realised that I almost forgot to sleep all night. Sometimes I fell asleep just on a chair and suddenly I woke up when I just got that I didn't watch the drama at all. Gradually I summed up the experience of that, I just let left eye open to watch and the right one closed. Then I made exchanges later between two eyes. Well, my left eye witnessed all the funny monments but the right one was working when it was tragedy. As a result, my left eye was almost getting shortsighted, while the right eye was almost going blind.

Once I used to watch
teleplays throughout the night, having often forgotten to sleep till sunrise, or forgotten to watch till waking up on the chair. Therefore I learned the lesson later. Instead, I must watch plays with my eyes working in turn, one open and the other one closed. Finally the funny plots were all taken by the left eye and the tragedy ones by the right eye; and even later, my left eye was almost near-sighted and for my right eye, close to be blind.

I used to watch TV series in the bed for the whole nights,and only realized that I had forgot to sleep until the sunrise .Or I just fell asleep on the chair,and when I woke up,I realized I had forgot watching TV.So I learnt a lesson from those.Every time I would watch TV with one eye open and the other closed by turn.As a result,the funny parts were seen by my left eye while the pathetic parts were seen by my right eye.And then,my left eye nearly got the myopia while my right eye nearly became blind.

你好，翻译为:

I used to lying in bed with a mobile phone to watch drama through night. When I found it was morning and I realised that I almost forgot to sleep all night. Sometimes I fell asleep just on a chair. And suddenly I wake up when I just got that I didn't watch the drama at all. Gradually I summed up the experience of that, I just let left eye open to watch and the right one closed. Then I made exchanges later between two eyes. Well, my left eye witnessed all the funny monments but the right one was working when it was tragedy. As a result, my left eye was almost getting shortsighted, while the right eye was almost going blind.