急。用英文翻译一下这几个冷笑话。

Once a tomato and tomato b go shopping
Then suddenly one day have a truck ran out
The tomato armour pressure in the past
Tomatoes in serie a as tomato laughter

[ha ha ha. Ketchup. -]
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A man, when he's climbing climbed to the top of the mountain, a Wolf took a lighted candle to burn, the rope who spoke a word, the Wolf just blew out the candle, that person say: during BRITHDAY!

真的不好翻译，用翻译软件翻译出来的全是外国人看不懂得

There was once a tomato and tomato go shopping with B
Then one day suddenly rushed out of a truck
A pressure of the tomato past
Tomato Tomato A B laughed, pointing at the side of the
[Ha. Ha. Ha. Tomato sauce ~]