帮忙用英语翻译一下。。

The following is a news
Metropolitan Police Department is currently holding a press release search Kaitou Kidd special session
No. 1412 known as kaito kaito Kidd
A total of 134 offenders
15 of them abroad
Such as USA, France and Germany
Footprint across 12 countries
To steal a total of 15 of the Gemstone
Amounted to 38.7 billion theft 2 1000 ¥ 5,000,000
Notice in the latest letter sent
Lion Island from dusk dawn girl
When there is no time for second hand text now 12
From the days of light-emitting tower fell
Al memories from the egg
Pirates of the end of the century magician blame Kidd
At present, the police claiming that a commitment to decipher the secret language all be arrested

The following is a sports news
Prince of Tennis National Championship is about to begin
Youth academy affiliated Haida against legislation
S3: Genichiro Sanada Tezuka Kunimitsu VS without my realm of dialogue between the king
D2:柳莲II - Kirihara VS also dry red Sadaharu - Hai Tong Xun Kirihara turned devil's tennis match with the data at the eleventh hour of the mutation in the sea together
S2: Wang Zhi-Ren Fuji Syusuke VS tennis courts on the face of the fraud division of Fuji and Tezuka looks forward to a breakthrough in the sixth Whitehead hit back】 【Spark spent ...
D1: Marui Bunta - Kuwabara Kikumaru Eiji VS Jack - Ichiro Oishi HANABI face attacks 【rats. Time lag hell】 cohomology of the strongest doubles
S1: Fortunately, the village Seiichi Echizen Ryoma VS "Son of God" against the limits】 【seamless "You still have lots more to work on ... ..."
The final showdown, we look forward together. .

以下就是你要找的两则，如果不准确请见谅

The following is a news
Metropolitan Police Department is currently holding a press release search Kaitou Kidd special session
No. 1412 known as kaito kaito Kidd
A total of 134 offenders
15 of them abroad
Such as USA, France and Germany
Footprint across 12 countries
To steal a total of 15 of the Gemstone
Amounted to 38.7 billion theft 2 1000 ¥ 5,000,000
Notice in the latest letter sent
Lion Island from dusk dawn girl
When there is no time for second hand text now 12
From the days of light-emitting tower fell
Al memories from the egg
Pirates of the end of the century magician blame Kidd
At present, the police claiming that a commitment to decipher the secret language all be arrested

The following is a sports news
Prince of Tennis National Championship is about to begin
Youth academy affiliated Haida against legislation
S3: Genichiro Sanada Tezuka Kunimitsu VS without my realm of dialogue between the king
D2:柳莲II - Kirihara VS also dry red Sadaharu - Hai Tong Xun Kirihara turned devil's tennis match with the data at the eleventh hour of the mutation in the sea together
S2: Wang Zhi-Ren Fuji Syusuke VS tennis courts on the face of the fraud division of Fuji and Tezuka looks forward to a breakthrough in the sixth Whitehead hit back】 【Spark spent ...
D1: Marui Bunta - Kuwabara Kikumaru Eiji VS Jack - Ichiro Oishi HANABI face attacks 【rats. Time lag hell】 cohomology of the strongest doubles
S1: Fortunately, the village Seiichi Echizen Ryoma VS "Son of God" against the limits】 【seamless "You still have lots more to work on ... ..."
The final showdown, we look forward together. .

都是翻译的（谷歌）

那不是名侦探柯南吗？会仿！！
1.Below is the current event news
police department convenes the news to issue at present strange robber Kyd searches conference strange
robber 1412 to be generally called strange robber Kyd specially
altogether to be arrested 134
15 in trails
and so on overseas American France
Germany to proliferate the gem altogether 15
burglary total amounts which 12
countries steal to amount to 38,725,000,000 Japanese Yen
in the advance notification letter which mails most newly
from dusk lion island before dawn young girl
as soon as when does not have the second hand time engraves the next 12 writing
from the illumination pavilion of day
to arrive receives egg of century's end
recollection magician strange robber
Kyd the police to declare at present breaks a code the code to pledge whole-heartedly will give to arrest
2.The following is a sports news
Prince of Tennis National Championship is about to begin
Youth academy affiliated Haida against legislation
S3: Genichiro Sanada Tezuka Kunimitsu VS without my realm of dialogue between the king
D2:柳莲II - Kirihara VS also dry red Sadaharu - Hai Tong Xun Kirihara turned devil's tennis match with the data at the eleventh hour of the mutation in the sea together
S2: Wang Zhi-Ren Fuji Syusuke VS tennis courts on the face of the fraud division of Fuji and Tezuka looks forward to a breakthrough in the sixth Whitehead hit back】 【Spark spent ...
D1: Marui Bunta - Kuwabara Kikumaru Eiji VS Jack - Ichiro Oishi HANABI face attacks 【rats. Time lag hell】 cohomology of the strongest doubles
S1: Fortunately, the village Seiichi Echizen Ryoma VS "Son of God" against the limits】 【seamless "You still have lots more to work on ... ..."
The final showdown, we look forward together. .
就是这啦！！

The
other
part
of
that
stay
in
the
computer
for
a
long
time,
long
time
is
harmful
radiation
on
the
computer
screen
can
cause
myopia,
adult
day
and
night
didn't
play,
the
food,
the
influence
online
physical
and
mental
health.
Teenagers
online
education,
meeting
with
the
waste
teenagers
were
sold
or
be
killed
and
so
on
many.
The
reality
of
the
people,
make
the
person
communication
blocked
indulged
in
the
virtual
world
cannot
extricate
oneself,,
the
network
crime
event
increased.

电脑翻译
！
(*^__^*)
嘻嘻

The
other
part
of
that
stay
in
the
computer
for
a
long
time,
long
time
is
harmful
radiation
on
the
computer
screen
can
cause
myopia,
adult
day
and
night
didn't
play,
the
food,
the
influence
online
physical
and
mental
health.
Teenagers
online
education,
meeting
with
the
waste
teenagers
were
sold
or
be
killed
and
so
on
many.
The
reality
of
the
people,
make
the
person
communication
blocked
indulged
in
the
virtual
world
cannot
extricate
oneself,,
the
network
crime
event
increased.